I think it’s a safe bet to make that Tiger Woods probably won’t be discussing golf during his first press conference tomorrow since the shit hit the fan this past Thanksgiving. [Celebslam]
Lady Gaga looks like she’s promoting Tim Burton’s latest flick, reboot of Alice in Wonderland. [Popbytes]
10 Most Famous Canadian celebrities … I’m pleased to say that Rachel McAdams has made the list. She is the hotness. [Pajiba]
Lindsay Lohan “cracked out” again. And no, I don’t mean she’s back with Samantha Ronson. [Celebitchy]
“Don’t want no short-short man”: Most common reason for condom failure? Men are buying condoms too large for their wank. [Zelda Lily]
Guess Jersey Shore‘s J-Woww and Snooki won’t be getting matching “GuidoLyf” tattoos anytime soon after this. [Litely Salted]
16 year-old Ali Lohan is looking more like a washed-up, 40 year-old version of Dita Von Teese these days. [Allie Is Wired]
Kelly Osbourne looks damn-near amazing. [Amy Grindhouse]
I’m gone for one day and you people turn this place into a regular salon des refusés.
The only reject around here is you. Do I smell mingling fragrances of bitterness and desperation?
Methinks … yes.
Jack, old chum, it’s good to hear from you again.
Yes, that fragrance must be coming from your wife’s nether regions after you’ve tried to have a “go” at her.
Try again you sobbing nightingale.
“dancing on sofas and chucking ciggarettes at the waitresses.” Lindsey is a classyyy lady.
Why would you wear a condom to wank?
I’d never thought I would hear a Lohan compared to Dita.
What did Dita do to deserve an insult like that?