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Hey Rio, Tell Me How My Ass Taste

Paris Hilton lived it up in Rio this weekend with her idiot boyfriend while hosting a Valentine’s Day bash. In her downtime, Paris did what Paris does, which is shaking that ass for the camera. The paps caught up with ParPar on her hotel balcony, and upon spotting the cameras, she immediately stuck her ass out and starting posing. You gotta love a creature of habit, you know?

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    • Hey. Actually, I did make a mistake when I said she was in Vegas, I misread that. But as far as I am concerned, there are no spelling or grammar errors in this post. If things are spelled funny or something looks off to you grammatically, it’s because I was playing with tone. The reasons why “Taste” doesn’t have an “s” at the end of it is because it’s a quote from Shaq, who originally asked “Hey, Kobe. Tell me how my ass taste.”

      I really appreciate the heads up on spelling and grammar actually because I am majorly dyslexic and my computer’s spell check doesn’t always catch everything. It’d be super helpful in the future if you let me know specifically what mistake you are referring to!

      Molls

  • she was photographed at the Hotel Copacabana Palace (Rio de Janeiro – Brasil), hours before the carnival, not in Las Vegas.

  • I think Molls is officially destroying Evil Beet website. She blogs incessantly, her statements are mostly offensive and not very funy, and her glaring spelling errors are annoying. Is there NOBODY ELSE working here??? In a few weeks I will have to say “I used to go to Evil Beet…”

    • And who would you actually tell that you used to go to Evil Beet? I’d rather tell my dying aunt that I used to masturbate to her beach bikini photos than tell anyone that!!!