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Shut Up, Carnie Wilson

Carnie Wilson is in the news again because she’s unhappy with her weight. Although Carnie had gastric bypass surgery ten years ago, her weight is back up to 212 pounds. She’s convinced that she’s gotten so far off of her diet that she’s now in need of professional intervention once again. Carnie gained a total of 131 pounds during her two pregnancies over the last four years, and she contributes a lot of her struggle to not being able to shed that weight.

I swear to God I’ve been listening to Carnie Wilson complain about her weight my entire life. I know that the number on the scale matters to a lot of people, so I hate to be so blaze about this, but: Carnie will probably be fat forever. This is a woman with no shortage of resources, who has had lapband surgery and has failed and who has taken huge amounts of weight off only to gain it all back. I’m thinking that the weight isn’t going to change, so maybe Carnie will have to and just accept that she’s a fat broad. It’s not a terrible look for her and in terms of her health… well, if she was motivated to change that, she would have by now.

Fat Carnie Wilson, just do you!

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  • The only people that can bitch about their weight as much as she does are people who eat healthy, exercise, and still don’t shed the pounds. I highly doubt that Carnie (terrible name) is eating healthy and exercising. Therefore, she really should shut her mouth.

  • This woman annoys me. She acts like “Oh woe is me”. She knows better than probably most of us, about what it takes to keep weight off. After getting lap band surgery, I’m sure you have to take some sort of nutrition class. It’s simple; caloric deficit. Burn more than you consume.

    I know she doesn’t have JLo kind of money, but honestly, I’m sure she can afford Nutrisystem and a personal trainer. She’s a grown ass woman who knows what she has to do, she’s just too lazy to do it. I myself am struggling with losing this last 15 pounds, but Christ lady, why didn’t she nip this in the bud and regain control when she gained her first 20lbs? It’s not like you don’t notice your clothes not fitting anymore.

  • Thank you!! Anytime she is on TV it’s about her weight. It’s obvious she is using the only thing she has as a way to make a living (Celeb fat club, Entertainment tonight type shows, etc.).
    I saw some clip of her recently talking to Dr. OZ and he was like “You have diabetes” (or something like that), and her reaction was of complete and utter shock as if this was the most surprising piece of news someone who is fat could ever receive. Way overly dramatic reaction for the cameras.
    Her complaints of a fat ass is just a gimmick.

  • I feel bad for her. I am sure there is some kind of genetic factor affecting her weight. I know her diet plays a part, but it has to be genetic as well. I could eat 24 hours a day and never get anywhere near her size…that’s my genetic coding.

    It is probably really unhealthy to gain and lose mass amounts of weight repeatedly. She might be better off trying to maintain her current weight.

  • While genetics may play a role, I think the bigger role (no pun intended) is that bitch just likes to eat. The fact that she has two young kids and is still refusing to get healthy for their sake is irresponsible. She needs to quit acting like some pathetic addict who can’t go without scoring a Devil Dog at 3am. Eat what you want in moderation and exercise regularly.

    I gained 15 pounds after being on the road 8 months a year for 3 years. I am busting my ass (literally) trying to get it off. It’s called Weight Watchers Carnie. Try it, and shut up about it.

    • Paging Dr. Asshat. It’s a gossip site. Points awarded for not knowing what you’re talking about. Damn all you Grammar Nazis and Get Your Facts Straight Fascists.

  • I have traumatic memories of my best friend’s 400 pound father , who liked to listen to the radio while he took a shit, singing along in the echoes of their bathroom to “some day some body’s going make you want to turn around and say good-bye…..”

  • For all ya’ll haters, overeating is like a drug. If she were an alcoholic asking for help getting sober would you still judge and say, “Don’t drink so much!” The point is she can’t stop, addiction is a disease-no matter what the vice is! Some people don’t have the addiction gene but many of us do!

  • An addict (especially one who had money….even money like hers) would just repeatedly go to rehab or N/A meetings over and over if they needed help. Not to TV.

    • Unless they needed income and wanted to whore themselves out, like the whole Kardashian clan and all the other stupid sluts on reality TV.

  • Ah yes, yes. Anyone can have an addiction to just about anything these days can’t we? Maybe America is just full of excuse riddled fat-asses that need to walk more. I’m not saying she’s NOT addicted to food, but perhaps she should try getting addicted to the treadmill a bit more.

  • I just want to say, as a fat person myself, that I am sick and tired of Ms. Wilson trading on her fat to make money. She just makes other fat people look bad and diminishes our hope that we will ever be able to lose the weight ourselves. I (and I believe most if not all other fat people) am that way because I eat too much and exercise too little. There are reasons why I eat too much, which I haven’t come to terms with, but am working on. At least I am working on them. While I am doing that I am trying to get into the habit of exercising, as much as I am able.
    I have never seen anyone obese with the genetics that if they ate 1200 calories a day, say, would not lose, or would gain, weight. Perhaps the “genetically fat” people will have to eat less than a normal person to stay slim, but I doubt that it would be so much less that it would not be doable. I remember once moaning to my therapist that it was just unfortunate that I was not one of those people who could eat anything they wanted and stay slim. She let me know that those people don’t exist and if someone said they were one of them, they were lying. She also let me know that “normal” sized people deny themselves things they want to eat all of the time.
    I also don’t think it is normal to gain over sixty pounds per pregnancy and to lose none of it. If she gained that much, she must have changed her eating habits.
    Carnie Wilson has had the benefit of every aid she could have in losing weight and keeping it off and she hasn’t done it. Although she gives great lip service to the idea of losing weight, she hasn’t truly committed to it. I think, at this point, it’s as they say in 12 step programs- “the program didn’t fail you, you failed the program.”

  • If I went on TV and cried about my weight, will I get money to have gastric bypass? All she wants is someone to hand her a few bills and say, “Here, it’s not your fault you’re fat, let us pay for your second surgery so when you fail again and gain all that weight back and come back to TV and cry about it, we’ll be here with a third handout.”

    yeah, that’ll work.

  • …….she’s had some success. She used to be fat bastard huge. She looks pretty good now. The guy a few posts up is right. It’s an addiction just like drugs. One day we’ll figure this little addiction trap out. Until then….patience and insight go a long way. Figure it out Carnie write a book so that the rest of us can get healthy too! See that wasn’t so tough……and it made me feel so good…..so good…….so good that I know want a WHOLE key lime pie….yesssss…………………………………………just kiddin