Sweet Birthday Card via VideoGum
OMG, you guys! I can’t believe I almost forgot! Today’s the day that all of us horndog 20-and-30 something women and gay men have been waiting for… Taylor Lautner’s 18th Birthday! You know, that means that it’s legal for us to have sex with him in any state in the US AND he has complete control over his own finances. And he can buy cigarettes and porn! For you those of you who are still flustered by the image above, let me make it more clear: Now, no matter where you are in the United States, if Taylor Lautner is also there and sexually interested in you and wants to buy cigarettes and watch porn with you while paying for the whole thing on his credit card, it’s all fine and legal.
Writing that made me feel really sleazy and uncomfortable, BTW.
HAHAHAH
Pretty much the best b-day card ever.
Also, this is awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6BfBZk8Ymg ffwd to the 0:40 mark for the best part. :)
*laugh!* Does this mean it’s ok for me to masturbate while watching New Moon?
Hahaha! I love it! And Imma need to holla at Taylor.
How ethnic of you.
FINALLY!
Never mind that child with the piggy nose, Taylor. Benicio…Woof…sexy, sexy man.
He does have a piggy nose! He does nothing for me.
I too, love Benicio. That man just does it for me…
I love Benicio as well. I would do him if I was able to gag him prior. I can’t understand a word he says and all that mumbling would distract me from the sex.
c’mon – you could pretend he was mumbling in his native language and that would make it even sexier!
He created the mumbling while preparing for his character in “The Usual Suspects”. He’s perfectly capable of speaking normally. This does not mean, of course, that you’d have a chance of fucking him the in the first place.
Hah! If you were trying to insult me, I’m laughing right along with you. I know I’ll never meet or screw any of my Hollywood crushes. Duh.
Peace out, bitch or asshole, or actually you may be both :-)
Awww, I quickly read the title and glanced at the picture, and thought naked pictures of Taylor had been released :’-( Haha, love the card though.
That is the greatest card EVER!!! Hahaha!
Not in New Jersey you have to be 19 to purchase ciggs here….
Thank God for small favors.
He couldn’t in Alabama either. Must be 19. Le sigh.
Benicio del nom nom nom…….. *sigh
Sorry, but Taylor Lautner looks like a “special needs” kid to me.
yeah, like ‘needs acting classes’.
Taylor is hottttttttt he has a sexi body $$$$$$$$$$$$$$€x!
Happi b-day sexi wolf lol I always thought u were kutte I luv u Tay txt me boo
Haha, found this pics: http://taylorlautnernude.blogg.se/images/2010/taylor-lautner-totally-nude-exposed_74992986.jpg
Fake or real?
his head is too big .
&& that makes him look like he’s 15 or something .
REVOLTING .
YOU ARE THE FINEST BOY I EVER SEEN
I DONT CARE HE IS STIILL FINE
HIS BODY IS SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYY TIYLER LETS HAVE SEX
OMG!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT’S TAYLOR LAUTNERS BIRTHDAY