Even though Jon Gosselin brought ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman to Hawaii not that long ago, he’s already back with new girlf, Morgan Christie. What can I say? I guess Hawaii is Jon’s pussy zone. I think Jon feels most comfortable putting the moves on someone he clearly doesn’t deserve to be having sex with after slamming down a couple Mai Tais to the sounds of a ukulele band. Jon has never embodied what I imagine a former IT exec to look like anymore than he has in these photos. Fat, sunburnt, divorced, scamming on some chick almost a decade younger than him. Woof.
Jon was not an IT exec!! Dude was a low level IT analyst for the State of Pennsylvania…he doesn’t even have a degree.
Please start pretending you never knew that much about this man. For your own good. Please.
Oh, I know much more about both him and his wife. I watch very little TV, but I read like a mo-fo. They have been tabloid fodder for years.
She said “low-level” “‘anal’yst.”
This guy just looks gross to me. He always looks like he just came off a bender of 3 day old pizza, mountain dew, and video games.
Don’t forget Jaeger-Bombs. He’s just disgusting. Ugh. Why that 25-yr. old would willingly bone that dude is beyond me.
Ewww…
Fat with bad skin….mmmm what a catch!
Molls! Is that you?
My God! Look at his beer tummy… Disgusting.. He is disgusting.. And if he doesn’t have enough money for lawyers or whatever the fuck he’s claiming now, how can he afford to go to Hawaii with the gf??? What an idiot.. I can’t stand him..
Such a looser and desperate human being… just gross. And that Jon Gosselin is a fat bald disgusting waste…ugghh. So sick of hearing about him.
Well, he’s her fat, famous ride to her 15 minutes of fame. Look what Hailey Glassman got out of the “love” Jon had for her – a cover on Steppin’ Out, looking furious and silly.
But since Hailey has spilled the beans about Jon’s dick, what will all his other ex’s be able to say about him that’s new and worth money to some tabloid?
This one better scrape together her little pile of Jon dirt quickly while his s**t’s still hot enough to sell.
he should slather on some of that aloe very on the shelf behind him.
damn, that’s one hellova beer but, Johnny boy looks like he’s preggers! lol
whoops, I meant to say ‘beer gutt’