Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Shake Weight Is a Beautiful Thing

So I’m sitting at my desk at work today, minding my own business, and I hear my name mentioned in a nearby office. I ignore it. Then I hear it again. And then again. I finally get up from my little cubicle and follow the sound. The PR girls are huddled around a computer. “Oh good!” they say when they see me in the doorway. “We were just talking about how we needed to show this to you!”

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this commercial before. It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t decide which jack-off joke I wanted to make first, but luckily there’s a parody video that makes ALL of them. It’s below.

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

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