Oh, dammit. I wanted to go a whole day without talking about this clown so badly.
One of Tiger Woods’ many, many mistresses has stepped forward with some “new” information about the pro golfer. Loredana Jolie, a call girl (sick!), is saying that Tiger Woods is such a freak in the sack that she thinks he may be beyond any help he could get in rehab. Loredana spilled all about their wild all-night-long romps and even elaborated on Tiger’s roleplaying fetish:
“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal. He likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.”
Although I’d believe you if you told me that Tiger liked to staple gun his ball sack to a marmoset and then have elderly women dressed up like his mother take turns whipping him, we have to consider the source of our information. Loredana initially contacted the NY Post to share her story, then said she never slept with him, then said she wanted one million dollars for her side. Now she’s shopping around a book, so clearly this is a woman with dollar signs in her eyes. I’m sure she did sleep with Tiger (because who hasn’t), but if she makes any more claims more ridiculous than the ones above, then I’m going to have to disqualify her.
Sounds like freaky stuff that is shown on TV and movies regulary. Why I don’t watch it.. how about Jessica Alba getting a slam down and brutal spanky with belt then going on to forgive, forget her tormentor in her new torture sex movie.
“I’m sure she did sleep with Tiger (because who hasn’t)” brought the lolz. his poor wife, all this tabloid speculation realllly suks for her.
If we forget the fact that he was cheating on his wife, I don’t see a big deal with his sexual practices. He’s a grownup and so are the people he had sex with (or watch have sex with each other). He’s a guy and he likes to watch other people have sex? That’s not exactly a rare animal. He can stay up all night and have sex? He’s a world-class athlete.
He’s also a douche bag extraordinaire for cheating on his wife, but, beyond that, his sexual preferences aren’t all that scandalous.
I don’t know if anybody, except his sponsors who were paying him huge amounts of money based on his image as well as on his excellence in his sport, care about his sexual preferences.
But he could have HIV or Hepatitis C, or some other very serious sexually transmitted disease, and could have transmitted that to his wife and their unborn children. As Ozzy Osborne said about his own promiscuity, he is playing Russian roulette with his own and other people’s lives.
That puts the cheating into a different moral category. Although how many sex addicts, as it now appears that he is, worry about using condoms? After all, the risk involved is part of the attraction to the behavior.
Eh she’s a hooker like 99% of the women he PAID to have sex with him, he’s a broken sad little man who likes to dominate and he can because he has money and can by his sex and “girlfriends”. Let’s face it the starfuckers must have been salivating to be able to sell him out when the right time came, and this is the right time. I don’t see how his wife can even consider staying with him, I’ve always believed that he brought an STD home and that’s what precipitated Elin losing her shit. He’s a dirtbag who had the money to indulge himself and a wife who turned a blind eye as long as could because she didn’t like him all that much either. None of these women like him, he was a john.
Sounds pretty normal to me.
Meh, I’m so over this whole Tiger Woods affair. Just wait, in a few weeks people will start to feel sorry for the poor guy because ‘he’s going through so much pain and agony and the media are exploiting this and killing him softly’
Whatever, what goes around comes around, it’s like a fucking boomerang.. Karma’s a bitch, suck it up, freak.
I stopped believing anything these alleged mistresses said on about day two. Seriously, what incentive do they have to tell the truth? If a juicy lie keeps them in the media, a juicy lie they will tell.
And besides, I don’t give a fuck what his fantasies are. He’s a grown man, he’s allowed to want to do non-vanilla stuff in bed. God knows just about every other guy wants to.
Um…that’s not that kinky or crazy. He likes to be dominent and watch two girls touch each other. That’s pretty normal.
Am I the only freak who’d notice his worn out hat? And I have to admit this is the only picture which makes him look semi-attractive.
~LIA~
Oh, man! Dave Chappelle really, really needs to bring his show back right now. One can only imagine the football field day he’d have with this story, and he does really funny Tiger t’ boot. (Google “Dave Chappelle Racial Draft” to check out the video.)