Amy Winehouse’s ex-husband that she recently started seeing again was caught cheating on her with a new fiance. But he was also cheating on that new fiance… with a transsexual version of Amy Winehouse. Now, the original story came from the Sun and I wouldn’t believe a word of it if 1) We didn’t have photos of Blake Fielder-Civil walking around with the 17-year old in tranny in question and 2) The dude’s on drugs and a lot of them. Now, that’s not to say you’d have to be on drugs to sleep with a tranny, I’m sure there are many folks who like to look at a lady face while touching a dick. I’m sure of it! But one that’s a carbon copy of your ex-wife? Ehhh, that’s just a little weird for my taste.
Anyway! This woman, she goes by Mia McHugh and she’s telling all about her time with Blake. I’ve pulled some choice quotes for you:
“He was taking cocaine in the toilets and would come out rubbing his nose.”
“It was bizarre. I was nervous, but I liked him, so I just went along with it. Then he took me to the hotel.”
“We played games of dare and ended up kissing and mucking about.”
“I was lying there and his hands were all over me. Then he suddenly realised.”
“He stopped, looked at me, and said, ‘Are you a transsexual’? I told him yes and he just smiled.”
“He kept asking me questions about it – he was fascinated with my Adam’s apple – and I was besotted with him.”
Mia and Blake were hot and heavy for a bit there, but Blake dropped her as soon as his new lady Sarah Aspin was around. Mia attempted to approach him in a bar one night, only to be shut down because he was with Sarah. Blake later told Mia that he wasn’t ashamed of her, but that he could not longer keep up their liaisons. Too bad Mia just ratted him out on doing coke while on probation…
Fantastic fucking title Molls! Just fantastic!!!!
I think he looks really good in that picture.
I just had that same thought ver batum… usually i think he is fugly
This shit is crazy.
Trannies are just like chicks with tails, if you turn them around.
And you’re just like a tampon string. Minimally useful and ultimately flushable.
That really hurts
amy winehouse should get even and start finger banging a drag king that looks like him.
Well, I guess Blake and Amy could share Mia if Blake is too impaired to function. But why is anyone, ever, “besotted” with Blake? He’s got all the sex appeal of a post-breakup-with-Kate (the first) Jon Gosselin, or the ghastly Pete Doherty.
Mia looks like Divine in “Female Trouble”.
Oh that headline… LOL – WTF is with these people?
Seriously.
He totally looks like ethan embry.