The cast of Jersey Shore has been in LA for the last week and trust me when I say that this town has felt a lot dirtier this week. I thought it was because Mercury was in retrograde, but it was probably just these guys. Snooki, The Sitch and the rest of the gang hammed it up for the cameras before their flight home outside of LAX and then inside (I am sparing you the pictures of Snooki poking her little squash head through the crowds in baggage claim, but yeah! Those exist.) I see photos of celebrities at LAX all the time, but never have I ever seen anyone treat having their photo taken like such a circus. This group, particularly The Situation (who I don’t think is a complete moron), has gotten on my last nerve these days. Reality stars are no fun once they figure out why they’re interesting to watch. Fact.
Lord guide my bitch slappin’ hand
I wonder why Angelina is still making appearances with them…