The next person who has no business designing clothes to be designing clothes has just revealed herself: It’s JWOWW, you guys. From Jersey Shore. You know, JWOWW? The one with the breasts and the scarfs that she uses to cover those breasts. You know the breasts and the scarves? OK, well, she’s selling the scarves in six different colors on her website, except she calls them shirts. The official description?
Ladies, if you purchase one of these shirts and would like to be on my website, take a picture of you in the shirt and send it to jfarley@jennifarley.com!!! And you can be the model!!!
Jenni has created the ultimate in fashionable clothing. She will be reinventing the term “Sexy Sophisticated.” Not only will her line be “Edgy” and “Sexy”, but it will make people of all ages and body type feel more confident in “the scene.” This exclusive line will be limited and custom made to your body type.
…Remember you don’t want to be that person at the club that see’s someone else wearing the same thing…
“She will be reinventing the term ‘Sexy Sophisticated’.” LOL @ that because I’m pretty sure “Sexy Sophisticated” is not a term, nor would I use either one of those words individually to describe the “tops” that I’m seeing in the photo above. The whole description is actually hilarious, because you know JWOWW tried to write it herself and then went to her “smart friend” and was all “Can you just write it for me?”. Then the friend came back with the paragraph you just read and JWOWW was like “Wow. Yes. See? You are a really good writer. Thank you so much for doing this. I just want to get it right because these shirts are really important to me.”
hater.
I like her and her style.
I actually like that outfit. Yeah, it does look trashy, but she’s from Jersey… and those girls are tough, LOL. But yeah, I think she pulls it off.
actually no one on that cast is from new jersey. they are all from new york
Even better!
Her implants look like shit.
They look like implants to me…
LMAO!
calm yourself angry triangle!
Um WTFH is up with those jeans! Oh and bitch when you go to a club I hope that your boobs fall outta your shirt oh wait their already starting to………
ROUGH & TOUGH
someone call the grammar police please. Take a picture of you? Really? How about, ‘Take a picture of yourself’…Oy. Those implants must contain brain matter.
They missed one of the key value propositions in the website copy:
the garment’s fluid design provides unrestricted movement, allowing you to throw a flurry of left jabs and the odd hay-maker in the event that your character is besmirched or some drunken biotch calls your friends fat when your out “on the scene”. Double sided tape not included.
Ha. Hahahahahhaa
You love kesha who looks like a human dumpster and then rag on jenni. Molls try finding interesting things to write about and learn how to use proper grammar. Good lord.
Have you read her bio on her webpage??
“Since Jenni was Seventeen she was interested in computer programming and spent 3 years studying it. After fulfilling her desire to be a computer programmer, Jenni realized she had a passion for fine arts and graphic design. Shortly after finishing 4 years of study at a local university she opened her own graphic design business known as Jenni Farley Designs Inc. In early 2008 Jenni was appointed vice president of marketing for the well known IgnitionNation.com social networking website.”
It’s surprising, to say the least!
If I were that fucking homely I’d do anything I could to draw attention away from my face too. She looks like a used up old hag already.
She has a face? Didn’t even notice.