Nobody — the photo agency included — seems to know who this dude is, but the recently divorced Avril Lavigne spent the week looking awfully cozy with him on St. Barth. I have to admit, this guy looks sexy. Douchey, but totally do-able.
I ran into her ex-husband, Deryck Whibley, a couple months ago at a party. I’d never seen him in person before. I always thought he looked kind of odd in photographs, but sometimes people are much more attractive in person than in photographs. Not so of Deryck. He was almost strikingly unattractive. Not just, like, plain-looking, but the kind of unattractive you go home and tell your friends about. If I were Avril, I’d just bang douchey, hot models for the next year or so to clear out my system.
What are you doing posting on Christmas Beet?
Guess I’m not the only one who managed to escape “beloved” family for a bit.
ps. I HAD NO IDEA AVRIL WAS DIVORCED!!! When did this happen? How did I not see it in the news?
I’m kind of glad- she was so young and seemed like she had so much going for her, it was so weird that she decided to throw all that away and become a boring married person at that age.
She’s fucking Jewish, dude! Why wouldn’t she post on Christmas?
I know this is a gossip site.. But you can be SO rude sometimes Beet.
Maybe I’m just sensitive today, but honestly.. Going into detail of how ugly someone is.. is just ridiculous. Not to mention that she should bang models after to get it out of her system? Come on Beet..
I felt the same way reading that. I love snark, but that was just flat out mean.
I agree.
OMG, in the first picture it looks like she has a baby bumb! hard to tell on the other photos but her legs are also looking a little bit bigger then usual.. or is it just me?
I thought the same thing! I thought I was just used to seeing her as a twiggy teen idol, but she has a certain plumpy preggy look to her…
I’m sorry, but I laughed my ass off when you said how unattractive he is.
Well she’s not so hot herself is she?
neither r u
bahaha
well, you got me there, ‘anonymous’.
yes i did
now suck my *
oh my
i think i rhyme
of cos shes hot if avril is not hot to u then i dont no who is
EB, you are SOOOOOO my favorite writer on here….don’t ever leave us again! It is so nice to read correctly spelled postings on here for a change. LOVE BEET!!!!!!
fucking brown noser.
Yay for Beetsters
Sorry Beet but I hate your taste in men (Look wise). That guy she’s with is not cute!
Seconded. He looks like an unfortunate version of a ken doll.
Trailer Park Ken or Cable Guy Ken, hehe.
Does Avril even matter anymore?
no.
Nope.
hell ya she does and whoever says she doesnt is an asshole
yes she does, can’t wait for her 4th album in March!
Did the Evil Beet corporate jet crash into the side of a mountain? Where the fuck is everyone? Holidays or not, approx. 36 hrs. without a damn word! This site is a fucking joke, but I like screwing with everyone so that is why I keep coming back.
Approx. 41 hours now. WTF!
Go to dlisted.com! Super funny and he updates a lot. I have been converted.
I know! I keep coming to look and there is still that Avril story at the top. Where are the writers???? I think I’ll go check out dlisted.com.
Calm down. Theysaid days ago that they wouldn’t be posting during the long weekend, or would post infrequently.
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
The Shiny-Vaseline-Face-Photo-Monster is making fun of someone else’s non-photogenic ways?!?!?
lmao.
Slap a stache on that guy and he is GÜNTHER.
I think someone should stage an intervention when you marry someone whose first name uses consonants in place of vowels.
Although I have tried, albeit in 7th grade, to sensationalize “Kelly” into something more fun, really? Deryck? Is the c silent? This plagued me from the beginning of their marriage and told my friends there was no way this could last.
Still, Av is not doing herself or her image any favors by hanging out with the likes of Greasy Bear and now whoever this bloated Giovanni Ribisi look-alike is.