This year has been relatively slow in terms of major Britney gossip (R.I.P 2007-2008 Manic Britney. You gave us so many good stories, girl.) but the pop star is still not satisfied with the press she’s been getting. So, in an effort to fight back, Britney has launched a new section of her website called “BS Alert“, which basically is a forum to give her side of any news story that comes out about her. I’m not sure if I believe what she has to say much more than I believe gossip rags, but whatever. Let her have her little rumors blog.
The first entry up in the BS Alert is a year-end wrap up of some of Britney’s favorite bogus news stories about her, and I have to say: I am disappointed. They’re all boring. The number one story she selected is some crap from the UK Mirror, which always reads like the worst supermarket tabloid ever to me, and it’s about her marrying some Bollywood actor. That’s the number one item that was so fake it made Britney laugh? She’s been married twice and is rumored to be engaged again. How is that rumor laughable? It seems like the most believable thing on there. One item I was happy to see on the list? “Britney thinks her dad is drugging her” from a website called BreatheHeavy.com. See, that’s the stuff that we want to hear you elaborate on, Britney!
What? That her hair looks like shit?
Your face looks like shit.
Your breath smells like shit.
I’m loving the hair!
OMG she took out the nasty weave!! I LOVE IT!
Nice money shot, Spidey!
she looks like she’s wearing a snuggie….
Its her Halloween Snuggie
Ooooh, someone get me a shirt like that!!!!!
my first thought when I saw that picture: “oh my god katherine heigl has really let herself go”
Molls, unless you start spell checking your work, pretty soon Evil Beet will be considered as bad as the UK Mirror. Sasha worked hard to create this site – please don’t fuck it up with careless errors…..PAY ATTENTION!!!!!