What celeb stopped off for Starbucks while returning to her hotel in Blackpool, U.K.?
The mismatched extensions might give you a clue, but maybe it’s not who you think. The answer, after the jump!
The bottom half looks more Elizabeth Tyler or Amy Winehouse than teenage popstar, but that cheesy leopard coat and those prodigiously bejeweled old lady hands belong to Miley Cyrus.
Putting a head on the body doesn’t do much to improve the picture either: fake lash overload.
Oh, Miley…
I still like you, but get a stylist already. Maybe you’ll grow into it, but right now, you just don’t have a gift for fashion.
She has such an ugly mouth… her teeth… SOMETHING. it’s hideous
Totally agree. Reminds me of a beaver. Ugh.
She has a mouth meant for porn.
And the fake lashes.
Lol that’s so so true.
and – how old is she? FAKE EYELASHES?? to just get coffee??
She already looks like a washed up Meth Hooker and is still a teenager. WTF?
Hmm, Starbucks? I’m going with Suri Cruise on this one.
Haha! I guessed it right!
holy shit. i just KNEW it was britney.
Shut the FUCK up
i haven’t looked yet- I”m thinking its Miley.. just because of the nail polish, accessories & jacket.. she’s been wearing something similar to that lately…..
now i’m going to go see- and hopefully not eat crow.
Whats up with the lazy eye?
is it me or does she look like a woman in her mid-thirties trying to look young and hip there?
I thought it was the Jordan/Katie Price chick. I’m truly disturbed that it’s NOT HER and Miley! Ahhh!
I completely agree!
i thought it was gonna be britney
Because Britney’s a cougar and has brown hair.
Right.
Miley: “I’m going steady and I French kiss”
Evilbeet: “So, everybody does that.”
Miley: “Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it.”
What a ho in traning. Way to go Billy Ho Cyrus—raisin’ em right!!
Oh oh, she’s going to stunt her growth… Where’s the coffee police? Oh wait, I forgot, this is the UK, not the UNSA (United Nanny States of America). She can do what she likes. Carry on Miley, carry on.
So true, we never understood why coffee is such a big thing in the US, in the UK it’s JUST A DRINK
It’s not for everyone here… I grew up drinking coffee with my mom. Granted, my coffee was more milk than coffee when I was very young, but so what?
who said anything about drinking coffee?
I miss Patrick Swayze. He’s the only celebrity that wasn’t an asshole.
100 cocktails to you for the non sequitur win.
Funny!
omg, shes a mere 16, do you remember all the rediculous clothing ppl in hischool wore at that age? give her a break- besides, I don’t think people should feel the need to have a stylist to tell them what they should or should’nt wear- it’s rediculous- ppl should just be themselves
She’s focusing her career towards the ultra-fabulous multi-talented stars beyond drag, that twinkle and shine brightly; Hayden Panettiere and Scarlett Johansson.
Haha, I thought it was gonna be Amy Wino.
i was so sure it was Jordan!
I was like “ah, come on, Kelly, that´s SO easy!”
I thought it was one of the Kardashians…
Miley is so damn ugly, i can’t stand her stupid face i swear… And yeah, there’s something wrong with her teeth as well.. I just can’t stand her at all.. What an idiot, a very slutty one too.
Haha, my guess was JWOWW. I’m bummed I’m wrong!
totally got it right.:P
and am now slightly worried about how happy i am about that…i didn’t know she was here in the U.K
For you guys wondering whats wrong with her mouth… It’s her giant tongue, it’s super wide like a cows tongue and you can hear her lisp when she talks/sings.. It drives me insane, I know she can’t help that but it just makes me crazy.