Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much
Jaimee: [later that day] are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms
Tiger: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)
Tiger: Because I’m blasian :)
Tiger Woods tells it like it is in this series of text messages between him and paramour Jaimee Grubbs released by the NY Post.
So, like, I have an honest question: If a guy is half black and half Asian, does he have a small penis or a large one? I mean, does the Asian penis-size gene win out over the black penis-size gene? Are there dominant and recessive genes for penis size? Have we, as a society, established a stereotype for the Blasian nine-iron? We should get on that. (Well, only if it’s big.)
hahahahaha beet you are too much…kudos to tiger for the Blasian thing though…even if he is a disgusting pig
Indians have the smallest penis.
It was on manswers
The one’s with dots on their heads or feathers? I’m rooting for dot heads.
As in the ones who live in India. I saw that on Manswers too :)
Yeahh, I win!
No offense intended Beet, but your commentary was pretty mean toward Asian dudes. Everyone knows the stereotype, it doesn’t have to keep being perpetuated.
Cry me a river, tiny!
Actually it is a fact that black men have the largest penises and Asian men have the smallest. Just saying, it’s not a mean racial stereotype, it’s true.
ACTUALLY there was some sort of study done one summer that determined that the French had larger penises
I heard it was the English…
Yeah, but who would fuck a French guy?
Are you kidding? The French practically invented love-making!
Ugh! They all have smokers breath and look as pale as cadavers. Italians can fuck them under the table any day.
Cupcake, are you saying that because, as your icon clearly shows, you are half Asian?
Well Well evilbeet, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why all these white chicks can’t have enough of him, I’m a black South African married to a SA Indian, his penis is no way small, talking from experience……..
As Tonto would say….”Um, that right, Kemosabe”.
All this black guys have big dicks is bull. Its a myth, from my extensive research on the subject i have found their to be no correlation just luck of the draw. I think that the “science” says that white and black males have a similar average size. Where as asian males are slighty less (on average). I dont know the basis for this research. I think ethnicity is not a good way of making generally assumptions though, more factors are involved..to be honest though i think tiger should show us his peen so i can judge for myself!
hahahah @ “extensive research” of penis sizes.
HEY EVIL, SHARON FROM SA, WHERES MY COMMENT? YOU HAD IT HERE FOR A FEW MINUTES, ARE YOU ONLY SUPPOSE TO BE CRITISING OR DID I HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!!!!!!!
lol ur comment is there
Blasian? The correct term is Chinegro.
I thought it was Slantfro? Now I’m confused.
hahahahahhahahah
You can’t be a Chinegro if your asian half isn’t Chinese… ugh.
haha oh man. so you think all asians are chinese?
so intelligent.
only the smart ones!
Never heard that term before, it sounds hilarious to my German ears :-D So many associations you can make hehehehe Blasian –> “blasen” German word for “blow” heee heee
/being childish
Id say that considering that the Asian side clearly won out in the TEETH area, the Mandingo side probably wins out in the pants.
My vote is for Monster Peener. Anyone?
I love her lame HS game “I want to talk so we can figure out why Im falling for you more and more”
Next thing she texts is “Respond Y if you like me back, N if you dont”
LOLZ
Every Asian I’ve hooked up with had a Coke can attached to his crotch.
Irish guys, on the other hand. So hot, so tall.. and so small. :(
i am so glad you asked beat because that is the kind of thing i want to know and think about. im serious. my guess is if his wang matches the rest of him then the african genes dominate. my husband is egyptian (could be considered caucasian, african or arab. go figure) and hes hung like a horse. :) just throwing that out there
Ha ha ha ha Oh no he didn’t…
I might be LOLing thinking about blasian’s sizes all day… Thanks!
racist fat whore
What does Rachael Ray have to do with this post?
racist fat whore
keep erasing my comments you know ur a racist fat whore
fat white racist bitch
oh shuuuut uppppp
maybe you should read the guide to commenting? no wonder your comments are being erased
aahahahahhaaa…. that was funny
I’m super annoyed at all the hate towards Asian men. You don’t know unless you’ve actually been with one. From person experience, I vote white for smallest =(
Once you go white, you go lesbian. Isn’t that how the saying goes?
Hahah i don’t think it’s racist at all towards Asian men. (I’m asian and i’ve dated a lot of asian guys too.) Calm down you guys! It’s just a funny stereotype.
LOVE the post though Beet!!! haha “honest question”..
^ Sorry, but my 100% Asian dick beats all of you Blacks & Blasians.