Breaking News: Penelope Cruz and Fergie pose next to a giant dildo at a LA premiere. While the makers of the Giant Sex Toy worked very hard to make the dildo look life like, sadly it retained a very plastic asthetic.
Penelope thinking- pose away bitches, I’ll just stand here like a normal person and still look WAAAYY better than you 2. And I was never on Meth/didn’t marry Tom/have all my natural features/not being cheated on by current husband…etc.
Crude Caption of the Day:
Tom Cruise has been inside of two of these ladies
Less Crude Caption:
Two lasses and a pink flamingo attend a premiere
Penelope is delightfully beautiful, Nicole is a lovely lady.. Fergie is becoming more hunchback troll-like.. ew
Fergie seems to be one drink away from looking like Tara Reid…puffy faced and red-nosed. Ms. Kidman should never ever wear pastels, and Penelope…well hell…we ALL want to be as naturally beautiful as she is – damn her!
So, a Spaniard, a ginger, and a midget walk into a bar…..
Dont you love how gracefully Nicole Kidman is aging? I mean, to be her age in Hollywood and never have plastic surgery.
LOL
That ghoul looks like she’s right out of Madame Tussaud’s. Doesnt she always look frigid to you?
agreed.
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/12/09/caption-this-106/17074295nine_premiere1210200923823am/
that one just takes the cake. yikes.
Two Tom Cruise’s exes and a much shorter Fergie
Breaking News: Penelope Cruz and Fergie pose next to a giant dildo at a LA premiere. While the makers of the Giant Sex Toy worked very hard to make the dildo look life like, sadly it retained a very plastic asthetic.
Penelope thinking- pose away bitches, I’ll just stand here like a normal person and still look WAAAYY better than you 2. And I was never on Meth/didn’t marry Tom/have all my natural features/not being cheated on by current husband…etc.
Crude Caption of the Day:
Tom Cruise has been inside of two of these ladies
Less Crude Caption:
Two lasses and a pink flamingo attend a premiere
Penelope is delightfully beautiful, Nicole is a lovely lady.. Fergie is becoming more hunchback troll-like.. ew
Fergie seems to be one drink away from looking like Tara Reid…puffy faced and red-nosed. Ms. Kidman should never ever wear pastels, and Penelope…well hell…we ALL want to be as naturally beautiful as she is – damn her!
So, a Spaniard, a ginger, and a midget walk into a bar…..
So it really is always ‘pink in the middle’.
hahahaha
Nicole is totally copping some side boob.