Just like the rest of us, when it comes time to celebrate the holidays, all Paris Hilton wants to do is find a cheap-looking Slutty Santa costume to prance around in. Last night she launched her new fragrance, Siren, at the Glendale Galleria (if only I could possibly explain to people outside of LA how funny that mall is without sounding racist/classist/ignorant. It’s impossible. Trust me, I’ve sat here for twenty minutes trying to piece together the words and I don’t know if it can be done) and she was showing her holiday spirit full-on. Is it just me or is a woman in her mid-to-late 20s posing for the camera with her mouth open in a Sexy Santa costume just about the last thing you thing you find attractive?
hahaha yeh she def does. god it must be sooo tiring trying to make up diff ways of looking slutty all the friggin time…
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the fact that she called it Siren is laughable – IN YO DREEEEEEAMS, wonky. you can’t be a classic sexy siren when you look like an ostrich.
OH YES and regarding the Glendale Galleria:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znf_nqW8IZ8
Who actually buys her perfumes? there can’t be that many people without a sense of smell to make the products profitable.
More importantly LOL cats In TWILIGHT SAGA NEW MOON!
http://microsuede.blogspot.com/2009/11/movie-review-twilight-saga-new-moon.html
Thank you for that. I laughed my ass off.
For crying out loud, Molls, can’t you at least use spell-check? It’s beyond irritating to read your posts and have to mentally correct every other word!
molls i love ya to death but i also wish you would slow down and proofread your posts… :( if you could clean that up your writing would be stellar!
You’re right. I was rushing so I could start getting drunk earlier. I’m sorry. :( Fixed it. Love you.
What did she spell wrong in that post?
Call girl and cheap
Call girl and cheap? Now that’s an oxymoron.
Well, let’s see…
She’s wearing a red velvet sack/poncho with fake fuzz lining. It has a huge butterfly collar and she’s wearing a belt over her naval.
I’m guessing that whoever dressed her for the day got a good laugh out of it (or she was really coked up). That is the worst outfit for someone like her. She’s a rail and they dressed her in an outfit that Pamela Anderson would have trouble pulling off.
The stupid black-stockings and shoes thing doesn’t work either. I suspect it is supposed to pull off a boots sort of look.
Poor Paris. Every time I see her my mind puts her in this grainy home video as she flippy-flopps her hobbit feet over some dirty cheap hotel carpet in the buff. At some point she trips and crashes to the floor in a drunken stupor while whichever guy is tag-teaming her at the moment laughs. The camera zooms in on her frog-eyes flicking randomly about as we fade to black.
Sometimes all the money in the world can’t buy class.
We need to raise money and have a contest to award prizes to people who will rush up to Paris at her appearances and smush a whipped cream pie in her face.
Maybe then she’ll get the hint she’s only famous for being a second-rate porn star and portraying an celebutard on a cheap reality series.
CHUCK I LOVE YOU. best idea ever.
Maybe then she’ll get the hint she’s only famous for being a second-rate porn star and portraying an celebutard on a cheap reality series.