Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha. I have to admit I totes stole the first part of that headline from my girlfriend, who made that joke last night and really caught me off-guard. I was like “OH MY GOD LIKE ANOTHER TYPE OF OVERSIZED, DANGEROUS CAT BUT SPELLED DIFFERENTLY TO HIGHLIGHT HIS INFIDELITY!” So funny. Wish I’d thought of it first.
The folks at AshleyMadison.com — the “classy” online way to cheat on your spouse — have always had a crack PR team, and this Tiger Woods business is an opportunity for them to really shine. They’ve officially offered Tiger $5M for the “advertisement, endorsement, sale and promotion” of their website. Of course he’ll pass on the offer, but it’s great publicity. The whole Internet’s going to be like “ZOMG Ashley Madison offered Tiger Woods $5M to shill for them!” and then a bunch of people will be like, “Oooh, there’s a website I can use specifically to cheat on my wife?” and then everyone will go on the site just to look, nothing more, and then before they know what happened they’re in a long-term affair with some lip-injected nightlife hostess and their wife is beating their face in with a golf club on Thanksgiving.
In other news, porn company Vivid Entertainment has announced that they will pay $1 million to “any woman who has proof she was a paramour of Tiger Woods and will sign a contract with the studio.” Brilliant. Seriously the next time I hire a PR team I’m going to steal them away from a porn company.
Above find the Ashley Madison ad that was banned from the Super Bowl earlier this year.
‘when divorce isn’t an option’? OMG that company makes me sick.
Know what I seriously LOVE about Molls? She writes a lot of posts. I work on my pc most of the day and night and weekend and I’m a constant “checker” and when she’s on duty, there’s updates. I don’t know if Wendy was often too busy or something but sometimes I’d go bonkers waiting for something new to amuse me between stuff I’m supposed to be doing. So, in short – my boss is sorry to see Wendy go ;)
He’s a lion cheat-a :)
Clever!
HA HA HA love it.
Hahahah. This post is too funny. I think Ashley Madison is a disgusting company. I hope a spouse of someone who uses their services eventually sues them out of business. There was a guy who wanted to date me, who has a high position in the company and I really wanted to tell him off. How dare you work for that company and even think that I would be interested in talking to you? I have to wonder about that, what do the spouses of the employees who work there think? How would you be able to trust a spouse who works for a company that promotes affairs????? Bizarre.
AS an employee of AM I can assure you we (and our spouses) are proably the best people to date, lol. we constantly read why people are cheating and be sure to treat our partners right so they don’t.
Ps. tiger would be a welcome addition to the company.