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BRING BACK JOAN AND MELISSA!!!

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What the fuck is this???

Backstreet BoyN*SYNC-er Joey Fatone (REMEMBER KIDS, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS THE FAT ONE) has signed on to co-host the red carpet for the TV Guide network. His partner in crime? Lisa Rinna. Who the fuck is Lisa Rinna?

“Joey is a top-notch professional with a natural likeability and great sense of humor, all of which are essential attributes of a red-carpet host,” said the president of TV Guide network.

This is going to be unwatchable.

BRING BACK JOAN!

BRING BACK JOAN!

BRING BACK JOAN!

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  • Wasn’t Joey Fatone in N’Sync, and not the backstreet boys? Or were you trying to be funny and it just went right past me?

  • Lisa Rinna is bad enough but Joey too?! No one will watch this train wreck. Bring back Joan-no one does red carpet like Joan Rivers!!!

  • Ok, I absolutely LOVE the Oscars. But there is nothing worth watching about the red carpet pre-show without Joan! She is absolutely hilarious. Did anyone watch this Lisa what’s-her-name (and who the fuck cares?)& N*Sync loser? I watched it for about 5 minutes and decided that I had suffered enough. She had NO clue how to talk to people and had no idea whether people were nominated or presenting & he just stood up there and (big shock) made an ass out of himself. TV Guide needs to wake up and realize that without Joan ~ their show is just completely unwatchable.