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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears’ Cousin Alli Sims at Malibu Beach House

Britney’s former “cousistant” was spotted partying with arch-nemesis Paris Hilton at her Malibu beach house this weekend.

How is this girl famous?

Oh, yeah.

We made her famous.

Whoops.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

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  • Somehow, we all know this is not a wise friendship. I envision victorious stalker Britney under a full moon on the Malibu beach lip-syncing the ‘You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey. ”as she manically jumps around Miss Hilton’s pale, multi-umbrella impaled body.. But that is just a happy dream I’d like to keep private for now.