Oh, sweet Jaysus. Just when I think that there isn’t another possible angle for reality television, the fates prove me wrong by allowing another ridiculous premise to hit the airwaves. Are you ready for this?
It seems that Larry Birkhead — Anna Nicole’s unlikely baby daddy — might be appearing on Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker. You know that show — the one with the chick that looks like a dude whose trying to look like Cher is the matchmaker who charges clients thousands even though she told Oprah that she’s got her own relationship issues. I’m a closet watcher. Let me clarify, lest you think I’ve gone completely mad during my brief hiatus: I’m a closet watcher of Millionaire Matchmaker, not of Oprah. The rich dudes always want blonds who don’t object to having a greased stripper pole in the living room and any Joe Francis-produced DVD in the player.
This has been enlightening though. I’m glad to hear that the show is becoming more open-minded, progressive and doing same sex match-ups now. It’s refreshing! I remain hopeful that Larry will find just what he’s — oh, wait … what? He’s going to be fixed up with a woman? Get the fuck out of here.
Huh? I don’t get it. Too pretty to be straight?
Is he the millionaire, or is his daughter??
good point! And…is he wearing eye shadow?
I LIKE the show. The Matchmaker woman (funny I can’t remember her name) is a real ball breaker. So opinionated. I feel sorry for her poor staff. They seem to change every season. The men are so weird. Loved the two guys who wanted to double date all the time and the one guy from Las Vegas with the weird eyebrows. I couldn’t take my eyes off of them.
Wendie, I watch it too. She is truly up front. Love the writing, girl!