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Katy Perry and Russell Brand Are Like, So Spiritual And Deep, You Guys

Image from TMZ.com

Image from TMZ.com

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are dating, which is just stupid. It seems far too contrived to even be real, and despite the fact that I more or less hate her, I do think that Katy Perry is a good girl deep down that won’t possibly stick around with someone as wild as Brand. But whatever. That’s their problem.

This is my problem: The two of them went to go visit Jim Morrison’s grave yesterday. On a “date”. How quaint, right? Russell Brand is teaching Katy about all sorts of things that people are normally cultured on by the time they are her age, like classic rock and Oscar Wilde, and now they’re off to “have a moment” in front of Jim Morrison’s grave. And that makes me ill. The sheer trying too hard-ness is just plain old too much.

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  • Seriously. If you’re going to write articles, check your grammar. I don’t give a damn about these two but I do give a damn about using the correct form. “There” refers to a place. “They’re” is “they are”. Figure it out.

    • Thank you RDizz. I actually know the difference quite well but slipped up. I’ve corrected it. You can spare me the grammar lesson next time. I’m well-versed in contractions.

  • What’s wrong with going to Jim Morrison’s gravesite? I’d love to go! With or without Russell Brand :D

    • Yeah, to be fair the whole graveyard its in is a pretty cool and interesting place to visit and is something you’d do in Paris. What’s wrong with people being touristy while they’re in a country?

  • It’s fitting to have a grammar discussion in this post because I saw
    Jim Morrison’s grave in the 90’s and it was covered with misspelled words.
    My favorites: The Lezard King, Fock the Doors, and Legaliz it.

  • right as i turned to this story i was listening to their waiting for the sun album and i totally just flippin out. i was listening to love street. goodstuff. jim morrison was a great singer and i just finished reading a book on him.

  • uhm….getting V.I.P tour with backstage a few months ago with this katey perry was a sad deal for me. She realy ignores the concept of questions unless your …..a stupid shit…i guess.she didnt say mutch when i asked her how she started her carrer she just said uhmm…..i worked Xl wtf

    • I hate that stupid ass bitch,she is 24 n didn’t even know about Oscar Wilde or Peter Sellers! What an intellect. Not what she is famous for, though. Russell seems. To be tryin waay 2 hard in this mess.She is so friggin dumb! They suck together. Give a few more months,he will tire of her fake ness,