I don’t know how many of you watch The Real Housewives of New York, but I do and Kelly Bensimon is my favorite (except for the fact that she beat up her boyfriend. That was not cool.) Like, at first you think she’s just pretending to be stupid and then you realize that this is reality television in its purest form. You realize that she’s totally serious. I spend a lot of time greeting people in my best Kelly “Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” voice. Loads of fun, I tell you.
Anyway, Kels is going to be posing for Playboy. She’ll be in the December issue; there’s really no better way to end your year. Here’s a pic of Kels from a year or two ago. From underwire to hipbone she’s totally Matthew McConaughey.
LMAO!!! Wendie I LOVE that last comment of yours!
P.S.: I also love it that the man I fell in love with when I was in gr.8 (so about 9 yrs ago) when no one even knew who he was, has become the symbol for abs of steel! :-p
she’s the most obnoxious housewife on that show! i’m definitely not a fan of hers.
She will be in the Playboy issue that is featuring best looking farm animals. She’s the horse, I’m sure they’ll have a pig and a cow. Playboy is putting anyone in their magazine now. Kelly Bensimon is ugly. Boobs under her armpits, face like Mr. Ed., look at her gut. Oh wait a minute maybe she is going to be featured as the pig…
Sorry Beet, she is awful.
I hate to see her clothed-why would anyone want to see her naked?!
Just yuck!
The way the light is reflecting off of her left breast implant and her rib cage and stomach, this is one of the scariest bikini shots I’ve seen, short of a newly starved Courtney Love. I think that except for her arms, legs and head, everything that is exposed here should be kept hidden.
And Kelly has no waist!
What IS the deal with her tits? One looks like it’s trying to get under her armpit and the other is headed for her hip-pocket!!
And WWWWWT-EFF is up with Nene this season?! She’s despicable!!
MANNISH-PS NOT A GOOD HORSEWOMAN EITHER
Ew… Why!?
Thank goodness for Photoshop.
I have never disliked a reality tv celebrity as much as I dislike Bensimon……she is infuriating!!!!! And, yes she’s thin – yes, she has long legs….but does that discount her tragically bumpy and disformed torso and her oh so orange orange skin?!?!?! I say NO!!!!
She’s going to pose for Playboy with THAT sexy mid-section?! Yikes! She looks like my Uncle Harold with his shirt off.
I’m sorry… I don’t know the person spoken about in this post…
Is the … organism… in the picture going to be in playboy? Why???
She’s not remotely sexy…
Her body is making me slightly ill…
Eek! Kelly Bensimon gives me the heebie jeebies. She’d be a much better fit for posing for Road Kill Quarterly than for Playboy.
Yeeesh. Hideous. Really, if you are in the spotlight somehow, all of a sudden you are perceived as attractive. This woman’s body is lumpy and not even remotely sexy. I’m with Think Straight all the way! Yuck!