Jon Gosselin rides his dirt bike around the property in Pennsylvania. While smoking a cigarette. With the wind blowing his shirt tight against his ripped abs. OMG. They’re ALL this funny.
i am probably one of the few out there that doesn’t totally hate this guy….but when i see that pic of him with the shirt tight against his buddah belly i have the biggest urge to punch him hard in that fat gut of his
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
That’s not a dirt bike. It’s a 4-wheeler.
I knew someone would feel they had to point this out. If you look at all the pictures, in most of them they are on dirt bikes. The ones on the front page are four wheelers. Technically they should have said “dirt bikes and four wheelers”. But why care?
Oops. I only looked at the first one. The thought of looking at the rest of them just made me throw up in my mouth a little. But I do care that it’s a 4-wheeler and not a dirt bike so deal wit’ it.
what fucking turd. the fucking human turd.
cool! sounds like a new Kanye lyRic i could dance to!
Question…who is taking these photos? These are all obviously taken from ‘inside the gate’ and on his property…not from the side of the road. I think they invite the paps over for fun.
hahaha I love how at the bottom of the second photo the ad reads: “celebrity cheaters, baby bumps”
LMFAO!!!
(my comment was too short)
And I loved how mine says “Tila Tequila, Baby Bumps.” You win. But damn, Tila AND Jon are both “hoes,” asian, and currently single… can you see it?
He so obviously thinks he’s hot shit. Ugh.
That’s the worst part.
soooo did he smoke before the divorce?
He is the biggest dork ever. At least he’s not wearing the Ed Hardy today.
He’s like a 15 year old always riding those motorized toys. Go get a job already.
The fugtastically loud pattern of an Ed Hardy shirt might have been his only chance to distract us from his “single and ready to mingle” paunch. :)
he is sad. too sad.
While fatboy was riding that 4-wheeler, Kate minus 8 was flying to Atlanta with Steve the bodyguard. She was wearing full on street walker gear, short skirt, 4 inch pink strappy heels and a low cut blouse with her push up bra. When she went through the security line, TSA told her she couldn’t bring her bottled water and told her to put it the trash. She made a big fuss and left it on the conveyer holding up the line. Then TSA pulled her from the line to be wanded. After TSA wanded her and her attitude, TSA talked major shit about her, as she stomped away.
Oh too funny!
I bet that line of “don’t you know who I am” didn’t go over too well with TSA either. Cause you just know she threw it out there.
Ok, not that I’m on either of these idiots’ sides, but if Kate’s the one who had eight kids, why is it that Jon is the one who’s body is all wrecked?
I wish EVERYBODY would quit wasting space on the short comings of this idiot!
Spoken like someone who knows from experience? *gives worried look*
Kate is clearly missing out….
Maybe he will join Celebrity Fit Club with K-Fed. I hope so, just because I want to see clips on The Soup.
Who in their right mind f*cks that beast?!? -barf-
someone who is blinded by dollar signs! Ask Hef and the Donald; its true!
Such a babe.
i am probably one of the few out there that doesn’t totally hate this guy….but when i see that pic of him with the shirt tight against his buddah belly i have the biggest urge to punch him hard in that fat gut of his
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
That’s not a dirt bike. It’s a 4-wheeler.
I knew someone would feel they had to point this out. If you look at all the pictures, in most of them they are on dirt bikes. The ones on the front page are four wheelers. Technically they should have said “dirt bikes and four wheelers”. But why care?
Oops. I only looked at the first one. The thought of looking at the rest of them just made me throw up in my mouth a little. But I do care that it’s a 4-wheeler and not a dirt bike so deal wit’ it.
what fucking turd. the fucking human turd.
cool! sounds like a new Kanye lyRic i could dance to!
Question…who is taking these photos? These are all obviously taken from ‘inside the gate’ and on his property…not from the side of the road. I think they invite the paps over for fun.
hahaha I love how at the bottom of the second photo the ad reads: “celebrity cheaters, baby bumps”
LMFAO!!!
(my comment was too short)
And I loved how mine says “Tila Tequila, Baby Bumps.” You win. But damn, Tila AND Jon are both “hoes,” asian, and currently single… can you see it?
He so obviously thinks he’s hot shit. Ugh.
That’s the worst part.
soooo did he smoke before the divorce?
He is the biggest dork ever. At least he’s not wearing the Ed Hardy today.
He’s like a 15 year old always riding those motorized toys. Go get a job already.
The fugtastically loud pattern of an Ed Hardy shirt might have been his only chance to distract us from his “single and ready to mingle” paunch. :)
he is sad. too sad.
While fatboy was riding that 4-wheeler, Kate minus 8 was flying to Atlanta with Steve the bodyguard. She was wearing full on street walker gear, short skirt, 4 inch pink strappy heels and a low cut blouse with her push up bra. When she went through the security line, TSA told her she couldn’t bring her bottled water and told her to put it the trash. She made a big fuss and left it on the conveyer holding up the line. Then TSA pulled her from the line to be wanded. After TSA wanded her and her attitude, TSA talked major shit about her, as she stomped away.
Oh too funny!
I bet that line of “don’t you know who I am” didn’t go over too well with TSA either. Cause you just know she threw it out there.
Ok, not that I’m on either of these idiots’ sides, but if Kate’s the one who had eight kids, why is it that Jon is the one who’s body is all wrecked?
I wish EVERYBODY would quit wasting space on the short comings of this idiot!
Spoken like someone who knows from experience? *gives worried look*
Kate is clearly missing out….
Maybe he will join Celebrity Fit Club with K-Fed. I hope so, just because I want to see clips on The Soup.
Who in their right mind f*cks that beast?!? -barf-
someone who is blinded by dollar signs! Ask Hef and the Donald; its true!