It’s been the day of hell, so I’m just calling all these losers out on the carpet today. I’m sick and tired of the “bad reaction to prescription medication” and “traumatic dental surgery” bullshit. I don’t want to hear about celebs that are “exhausted”, “dehydrated”, or “doing maintenance work in their ongoing journey of sobriety”. They all lie.
For some unknown reason, they are still filming episodes of The Beautiful Life. Seems like such a waste of time and electricity since the public is never going to see these shows. Where do those lost episodes go when a show gets cancelled? I don’t know, but maybe Mischa can find a way to turn the film into powder and snort it.
I felt compassion for Mischa when I thought she was nuts, but now that I realize she’s just fine and was only overwhelmed by her wisdom tooth extraction, there is no mercy. As I mentioned, they’re still filming that fuckfest of a show for the CW. The Post reported today that our heartily-ankled fame whore has been showing up on the set bleary-eyed, miserable and she’s holding up filming.
Mischa Barton isn’t completely recovered from the wisdom-tooth misery that supposedly landed her in the loony bin last month. A source on the set of her CW show, “The Beautiful Life,” says Barton shows up to work so bleary some days that it holds up filming. One day, says a source, “she was getting snippy with the director and kept demanding that someone make instant coffee for her. Often, she’ll stare at the coffee for minutes at a time and say, ‘Who will fix my coffee? I need someone to fix my coffee.’ ” A rep for Barton had no comment.
Listen, bitch. I don’t know where your coffee is, but if I find it, I plan to throw it right in your face. I’ve been patient enough with you while you had your little “crisis”. Now that you’ve shown yourself to be the typical “I can stop whenever I want” variety of addict, the gloves are off.
God, see what happens when I keep my feelings bottled up?
Do you need a hug?
The world has been waiting in silence, holding its breath, for this day: the Revenge of the Wendie!
And we sure do love it!
Its good to get these things out.
I hate you Wendie.
Man….what a stupid fucking look on her face.
It is beyond the usual, whacked out on weed look. It is even beyond Oxy’s, or even the everyday look of your typical Hollywood dumb fuck.
No there is something more sinister going on.
Frontal lobotomy perhaps?
lady, you need a life…
Right on Wendie! Lame excuses piss me off. L Lohan was just as lame with her “Wasn’t my pants” excuse.
She’s still richer and more famous than you’ll ever be….
p.s: I’m not a fan of hers, but you just came off as an annoying bitch.
And I suppose you’re also richer and more famous than Wendie as well? Lick balls, lacy. Wendie just said what everyone has been thinking for months.
I’m still seventeen honey, I have a long way to go, but enough talk about me, let’s talk about how sad your life must be, spending so much time hating on somebody who has such a crappy career, that just shows how pathetic you are. So ‘me’, you “lick balls” honey I’m not so much into that.
I don’t get it. This is the weirdest looking woman alive. If ET and Giselle Bundchen had a kid, it would look like Misha.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
I love you for that last sentence!
There’s going to be a Lifetime movie starring Mischa called “Homecoming” Saturday at 9….if anyone cares. I certainly won’t be watching it…but it might be so bad it’s good.
Way to go Wendie!! Last fucking time I was exhausted you know what I did???? TAKE A NAP!! And not in a mental ward while wearing a white coat either. I’m tired of the lame ass excuses these c- listers use to excuse their addictions. If I may loosely quote something from Queens of Comedy “Bitch got three kids, a husband, food to cook and a house to clean, not to mention having to hit the riverboat casino…now THAT bitch is exhausted!”
Not Misha Barton’s lame ass…..don’t even know how to make coffee for herself? Can she wipe her own ass or does someone else need to do that for her too????
I’m going to file this one under ‘Bullshit’.
I feel reallly bad for your kids.
though this did make me literally lol : “turn the film into powder and SNORT IT.”
These type of articles make me love this site!I’m tired of all-celebs-are-wonderful-people b.s.-s.
i lurveeee you wendie!!! i almost peed my pants…
You thought that was funny?
You are easily amused.
You must be the fucker at the comedy club at 2 in the morning
laughing and applauding when some idiot is telling “knock, knock” jokes.
Where do you live? Fargo North Dakota?
“Yah”