So, Courtney Love was peeing — shouldn’t all Courtney Love stories start out that way? — and someone walked in on her. Big deal, right? She was partying at Standard Hotel Saturday night, used the bathroom and didn’t lock the door because she’s an idiot. Some pharamcist dude named Sebastian Karnaby was trying to leave the same party and opened the bathroom door thinking it was an exit, but instead walked in on Courtney sitting on a toilet with her skirt around her ankles — no word if there was a mirror or white powder. He immediately slammed the door shut, got down on his knees and prayed to be abducted by aliens willing to erase his brain’s hard drive.
According to Karnaby and other guests who corroborate his version of events, Love almost immediately came flying out of the bathroom in a rage. She lunged at this poor guy, dragged him over to security and accused him of attacking her. Security told Sebastian, “It’s best you get away as fast as possible.” He did leave immediately, which was all he was trying to do in the first place before being subjected to Love’s hole.
What’s weirdest is that you could have said that photo was of Taylor Momsen and I might have believed you.
That’s so funny you said that, because while i was scrolling down the page, i got a glimpse of the picture and actually thought it WAS Taylor Momsen.
EXACTLY what Taylor will look like when she’s 25 at the rate she’s going. so funny
But really, this whole “drama” that follows C.Love is a dead giveaway that she is using(god knows what drugs) again. I wonder what her poor daughter thinks of all of this. I cannot imagine for one second having C.Love as my mother. Also not only growing up without a father, but her dad is Kurt Cobain, thats even more craziness. I’m glad she isn’t mediawhoring herself out like her mother does.
Whooooooooooooa. That shocked me. I seriously thought it was Taylor Momsen at first glance. Well that is exactly what she will look like in 5yrs.
She’s really on a role with trying to get attention. First the whole Guitar Hero thing and then this! Would someone please help this woman!
Along with all of the other aspects of life that she’s getting backwards, she seems to have toilet dyslexia: who pulls their skirt down when they’re going? The whole convenience of skirts is that you don’t have to pull them down. Oh, those crazy drug addicts.
I think Sebastian may have a case for pain and suffering caused by viewing Ms. Love in this uh…awkward position. I know that I would be traumatized if I walked in on that!!!
The dudes suffering could have been a thousand fold Wendie if it had been you on the can, and it was your festering fuck-hole he eyed.
Hahahahahahah…………
On second thought Wendie, if it had been you instead I’m not so sure he wouldn’t have seen you furiously flogging your KY’d, sore covered porn cock with one hand while you were huffing up the Amyl Nitrate you stole from the queer who was passed out in the hall of your low income apartment building.
Yes that picture seems to be more accurate. More believable.
The thing I find strangest about the whole story is that she had her skirt around her ankles. I’ve always pulled my skirt up, never down, to go to the restroom.