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September 10, 2009
Wendie
Tila Tequila
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I know I promised I wasn’t going to talk about this trollop again, but a girl can only be so strong.  Over the past 24 hours my loving and faithful cyber-friends have flooded my inbox with every bit of incriminating evidence, unflattering pictures and negative commentary that has ever existed regarding Tila Tequila.  I. Thank. You.  Do you see how much restraint I’ve exercised in not racing here and posting every last bit of it?  I have so much willpower — I could probably go vegan.  Oh, wait — bacon.  Anyway, today, I got another email from my anonymous source who is basically my fantasy man/woman even though I have no idea who this person is.  You dedicate this much time to hating Tila?  I love you, plain and simple.  

10News’ Juliette Vara reports Tila “Tequila” Nguyen was unhappy that she was not the only woman getting attention from San Diego Chargers LB Shawne Merriman, and jealousy played a role in the altercation between the two Sunday, Sept. 6, according to sources close to the story. Sources claim that witnesses at Merriman’s home said Merriman went to his bedroom with two women. Tequila walked into the room and Merriman asked her to join them, but she reacted angrily. Tequila was intoxicated, and she got naked and attempted to leave the house, according to sources. Merriman tried stopping Tequila from leaving, and that is when she called police. Sources told Vara that Tequila faked a neck injury, and when paramedics arrived they determined that she was OK. However, Tequila insisted on going to the hospital.

This is starting to make more sense every minute.  I know Tila is meeting with the DA today, so we should be hearing shortly if this case is going forward or not.  If charges aren’t filed against Merriman, you can pretty much be rest assured that Tila will be my new Mischa.  Stay tuned …

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  • I hope she knows that it is a Felony to file false charges against someone. So, if this is an attempt to gain publicity, she better consult her lawyer.

  • I’d definantly vote for her to be the new Mischa on here.
    I’m kind of over the Mischa stories and after the breakdown I do feel bad for her in some way.
    If Tila really lied then I def do not feel bad for that famewhore, so get it on Wendie! ;)

  • And every minute you spend hating Tila makes her more famous. Why? You’re giving her attention. So hate away. She’ll get paid for it.

    • So true; but this is a great story, lol. “she got naked and attempted to leave the house”, ROFL! Idk why, but this statement makes me laugh so much.

  • I seriously don’t see how men can find “Tila” attractive. She is so far from good looking it’s ridiculous. I’m not jealous nor am I a hater, but her stupidity really drives a hole into my brain. HOW she is “famous” is beyond me. She seriously needs to drop dead or get a reality check and stop being an attention whore. She just looks like a little boy with giant balloon implants.

    • When she’s dressed and doesn’t have 50 tons of make up on, she’s actually kinda cute. For instance, the picture for this article. She’s not wearing too much make up and she has a sweet smile, rather than a “don’t you want to fuck me” look on her face.
      It’s when she tries way too hard to be hot that she looks bad.

      • I still think even if she dresses down, her skanky personality just ruins it for me. She makes herself out to be so much when she really isn’t. Cute or not, shes still trashy.

      • Yeah, I was just trying to be objective. Like, maybe if she got a complete personality overhaul she could be cute…

      • Don’t get me wrong, she is okay looking when she is all skanked out, BUT knowing who she really is in real life, kind of takes over the “Oh she looks so cute normal” but we know she really isn’t normal, have you seen her Youtube videos? She’s got maja issues!!

  • HAHAHAA! I love you, Wendie. Keep going after this idiot like a wolverine. You get her and I’ll keep Paltrow as the bane of our existences.

  • Anyone know how old she is? I think she’s officially 27 but I seem to remember her being big on the internet back in 2000-2001 and thinking she was in her early 20’s then. She looks more like 30’s to me.