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Lady GaGa And I Are Clearly Very Different People

GaGa in LaLa Land

Lady GaGa flew in to Los Angeles International Airport yesterday wearing some crazy John Lennon/Madonna/Audrey Hepburn/Elvira Mistress of the Dark tribute and a set of adorable little leg scabs yesterday. While the cuts may be a result of her wild stage show, they could also be attributed to her raunchy and far more wild sex life. Or maybe the bitch just fell down. I don’t know. Point is: Who the hell gets on an airplane dressed like this? Sweating in pleather next to a business man and someone’s grandma while watching a complimentary in-flight movie sounds like my idea of hell, but then again so does being besties with that hamface Perez Hilton, so I guess we’re coming from different places.

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  • She got that scar while performing onstage in Japan earlier this month. She may have an ‘outrageous’ personality, but I definitely like her music!

  • Five years, max! She will be dead.
    Another self destructive, stupid, easily manipulated “artist”, who is going to get dragged into hell. Mark my words.
    5……tops!

  • What airline lets her get on with that bracelet? It’s a freaking weapon!

    No joke, hell would freeze over before airport security let me on with that around my wrist!

  • “Hamface” LMAO Perfect word for that haggity, hag. Isn’t it time for someone to bitch slap him again? That should be a weekly occurence. And, just for you “anon”, here’s another HAG!

  • Speaking of Hamface getting a smack down… has anyone else notice he has stopped screaming about the issue of getting popped in the mouth by Will.I.AM?

    After all the crying and slinging of snot… Hamface just shut up. What happen to that lawsuit he insisted on filing?

    Did Hamface stop being so brutal to Fergie? Did that pop in the mouth cure him of that nasty hateful habit of his talking smack about her? Just curious…

  • molls, you should concentrate on the bright side – she’s wearing a skirt (that is not just her undies)!
    still working on finding a top though…

  • I read an article several years ago that said most people that die from a survivable plane wreck die because of their shoes. I know not every plane wreck is survivable, but many are. They said to wear sturdy shoes that will allow you to walk through wreckage and make a long jump to the ground if necessary. It sounded reasonable to me. You will NEVER catch me wearing heels on a plane!!! It may be neurotic, but hey, I’m ready to haul ass and jump if the need ever arises! Lady Gaga would be one of those people to die because of her shoes…

  • Molls…you and Gaga are different in that you have to pass through security and ride in coach. She has a direct pathway to the flight and sits in first class where it’s cool and she drinks champagne. Big difference, yeah.

    • First class passengers still go through security. Everyone goes through security including the pilots and attendants. The only difference is pilots are allowed to carry a gun. Nobody, except maybe Obama, has a direct pathway to a flight.

  • I used to love some of her songs and some of her outfits, not that original but fun, but since Perez Hilton preaches her like a goddess, like every of her word is pure wisdom and her outfits a revolution, I just cannot stand her anymore… I don’t know her, maybe this is just an impression, but she looks like a snob.

  • I just love it how there’s a “shop this look” sticky on that picture! Yes, because we were all wondering where to buy a pleather pencil skirt and matching bra top! I know I was! And am now relieved to know I can by both for just under $3,000!

  • Haha “While the cuts may be a result of her wild stage show, they could also be attributed to her raunchy and far more wild sex life.” whoever wrote this is an idiot! I wonder if they considered that lady gaga is a virgin. HA!

  • I love Gaga.
    And the difference with you both, is:
    1. You are jealous
    2. Or you are just a “Christian” making your “holy” points
    3. You know nothing about her.

    And why I am posting this:
    1. I can
    2. I know her personally…
    3. I want to see how many people get mad at me! :D