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It Was The Boobs!

katethegreat

I was going to add this to the Sherri Shepherd post, but I didn’t want it to get lost.  One of our favorite (and cutest!) readers known as Kate the Great, sent me this photo taken with SS on June 1st.  I was right!  It’s all about those boobs.  She’s teensy from the waist down!

Thank you Kate for resolving this pressing issue!

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  • Well, this is both depressing and encouraging for me to read. I have ginormously hideous boobs and anytime I lose weight, they stay the same. I’m determined to lose about 30 lbs and was thinking maybe this time around I could lose the boobs–judging by her, I don’t think it’s gonna happen. Depressing. BUT–this will hopefully make it easier for me to be approved by insurance to get a boob reduction, something I have been wanting for the past ten years! If I can lose the weight and still have these horrid, wretched things I can for sure get the surgery! If I were her, I’d totally get those things brought down in size!

    • Girl friend please learn to love your boobs! Get you a motorboatin son of a bitch to love them sweater puppies for you!

      Unless they are really hurting your back that is :)

      Youre a pretty girl (from what I can see on your profile)

      Go give yourself a big hug and love who you are doll face! Dont let fools on a magazine let you get down on yourself. Awww momma :) Dont worry be happy

      • Aw, thanks–you’re super sweet to say those things! But I have had super bad back and shoulder pain since I was in my late teens b/c of them (I’m 32 now). I’m only 5’0″ with DDD’s…not a nice combo! Not to mention I’ve had two kids (one not even a year ago) so I’m still trying to lose weight from the last one.

      • Seriously! I’m 5’3′, size 2 with D boobs! Im only 18 so I’m not thinking my waist is going to stay the same size as I get older. My friends tell me to shut up every time I go on a I hate my boobs rant. I can’t wear any bathing suit without looking like a stripper. I also go to physical therapy 4 times a week for my back pain. Though anytime I’m sick or whatever and I loose weight, which makes a huge difference on someone my height, it only comes out of my T & A.

    • When I was 18, I was 5’4″, about a size 6 with DD boobs, at the time they looked pretty decent but were giving back pain too. After I had my son, they just HAD to go !

      I totally know how you feel and to this day I cant understand for the life of me why, oh why, women want to get DD+ implants…??!!

      oh well, I got my breast reduction (paid by insurances) when I was 26 and this is BY FAR the BEST thing I’ve done for myself!

      I am now 38 and still very happy with my boobs!!! LOL

  • Her back must hurt from carrying around those mammaries, especially with a slimmed-down frame. My back hurts just from looking at that pic. Those aren’t “sweater puppies”. They’re fully grown hunting dogs.

  • Can I just say that the “Residue is Evil” ad with the unruly armpit hair and deodorant residue is GROSS! No one needs to see that early in the morning before they have their coffee. Yuck.

  • I’m tall, relatively thin and have small boobs (A, maybe small B on a good day). Still, when I’m in “workout mode” for a noticeable amount of time they’re the first thing to dwindle (to my dismay)! This poor woman lost all that weight and still has huge boobs! Nothing wrong with huge boobs of course, but that’s gotta be painful, and she looks really out of proportion.
    It’s crazy how every person’s body acts so differently…

  • Damn, I don’t know how she keeps from tipping over constantly! I have the same problem, can lose weight everywhere BUT the chest so I prefer to stay on the chunky side. Being a pair of walking boobs was not fun.

  • My sister had this same exact problem. She would diet, lose 25-30 lbs, but never her DD boobs. Just like her, she really didn’t look to have lost much weight because of the boobs. She finally had a reduction and now looks much thinner and more proportioned. She told me that now, finally, guys look in her face instead of just staring at her chest.

    • Underwire bra are your friend. Really. And I say that as a member of the hugetacular-endowed brethren.

      But to get back on the properly-fitted bra, yes, it is capital to get one that’s properly fitted, but damn, it’s hard to find bras when you’re , ahem, well endowed. It seems that those who have boobs bigger than c-sized are doomed to lousy fits (and that’s when you manage to buy a well-adjusted one. After that, it’s not a piece of cake to keep a bra well fitted despite the inevitable wear on the straps, for instance…)

  • I said this awhile ago when everyone was saying that Raven Seymone was obese. She (Raven) isn’t a skinney minney but her boobs make her look bigger than she is too.

  • Sweet jeebus! She looks like someone just squeezed all her lower body mass into her tits like a tube of toothpaste!

  • I was wondering why everyone thought those boobs are only about a DDD, when I remembered that US bra sizing is different from the UK. I believe a US DDD is a UK F. That makes more sense, although I’d still guess at a G cup. I’m an F after having my baby, and mine don’t look that big! (I am tall, but what many people don’t realise is that cup sizes are relative to the ribcage size – so a D cup on a 32 is much smaller than a D cup on a 38, for example – equivalent, in fact, to an A cup on a 38.)