Brit read Letterman’s Top Ten last night — “Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President” was the topic. I thought Brit looked great and did a good job but I felt very meh-ish about the material she was given. The writers didn’t even make reference to buzz cuts, conservatorships or 5150s. Disappointing, I guess.
Wow. Those writers suck. Im sure anyone here at EB could have made a better top 10 list. Care to redo it wendie? beet? molls?
Im sooo disappointed I was hoping to see a top 10 list now from one of you guys! : (
Your request was kind of suck-up-ish.
You are right it was lame, lady!
Im so sick of seeing her gross ass. Shes always 1/2 naked, looks like she smells, and has the shitties weave Ive ever seen in my life.
I mean every time I see her bikni photos I think about turkey legs and that is really starting to ruin Thanksgiving memories for me.
I know she likes to be seen practically naked, but why would she agree to show up on Letterman (of all places) in a bikini? When given the opportunity, she never fails to make herself look cheap & stupid. Never.
Yes, her weave is shiteous BUT give the poor thing some credit – she’s come a looooong way if that’s her biggest concern. If I were a subscriber to her fitness regime, I’d be running around in a bikini, too. “Look at my hot body, y’all!”
I think the coherent fiscal policy was a reference to the conservatorship. Plus, don’t forget that Britney has a special relationship with Dave. Didn’t she confirm a pregnancy and (not sure if I’m just making this up) her divorce on his show? Of course they softballed her, but she seems like an equally good sport.
Ugh, that wasn’t even slightly funny.
They could have done way more with that.
She did the most with what she had… totally lame stuff; no starbucks references, no foreign policy about talk soft but swing a mean umbrella, anything relatively current with her would have worked. that sucks… Letterman is so lame, totally over.
I absolutely adore her! ADORE!!!!
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Elton John’s royalties says..
She has balls to do half the shit she does.. Most people never would have comeback from her little hell.
TEAM BRIT!
Interesting that her bit was pre-recorded. You can tell she had trouble with some of the big words.
She always sounds a little nervous when she speaks on camera. (well except for when she was talking to the paps and used a fake accent… but I digress)
Meh just about sums it up, Wendie.
I think Meh is overused on this site. Actually, it’s just annoying and should be banned.
I like how Dave seemed annoyed with the situation (and with her).
I am sure it isn’t the writer’s fault. No doubt her people demanded complete censorship and control of the jokes.
Number One way the Country would be different if Britney Spears were president? A cunt would be running the country instead of a dick.
other celebs have bounced back from meltdowns. think…mariah carey! and she did it w/o all the high powered hype of the media & music industry tail wind behind her. you don’t need balls when you have the media blowing smoke for you!!!
she’s stupid – and a fake – that fake sweet voice makes me ill……..plus, she looks like a fat slob in the bikini.
Sorry EPIC FAIL
Free PIE? the entire WORLD saw her nasty PIE – and she’s NOT even ashamed. She’s glorified. Nasty ho.