Update: Photo removed by request.
Jennifer Lopez is on September’s cover of InStyle looking like an Oreo vagina and, in between the covers of the mag, she offers sage advice about marriage. Stop laughing! Now that she’s got her two starters out of the way, she has settled down quite nicely with Marc Anthony. As a matter of fact, their marriage has lasted twice as long as Jen’s two previous unions — combined!
“I’m still figuring it out as I go along,” Lopez tells InStyle magazine. “How do two totally different people come together and make one life and say they’ll do it forever and ever? I mean, I’ve tried it. This is my third time. I don’t even think I tried in my other marriages, which was immature and not knowing better. … I believe that in life you learn through experience. I’m old enough to know now that relationships take work. That it’s not an easy thing.”
So, I don’t know. Is this a statement designed to prepare the public for an eventual split? Or does it sound like they are on firm footing? I’ll be the first to admit that I didn’t think it would last for the five years that it has. Cynic.
The rest of the interview is just a bunch of yammering about how having children changed her life. I want to meet the woman who says, “Yeah, I cranked out a couple kids but it’s still the status quo around here.” Seriously, the biggest parenting cliches that exist:
1) My life has changed since having a child.
2) I look at the world differently since having a child.
3) It’s a love like no other when you have a child.
4) Having a child makes me want to be a better person.
Listen, all these things may be true, but does every celeb have to say them as if they were the first to think of it?
I still cant stop laughing at the Oreo vagina.
HAHAH yeah me too at the Oreo vagina comment.
I know she’s airbrushed and has had plastic surgery to get that face but damn she’s beautiful. I used to be mesmerized with her Get Right video (the one with Fabolous), she was so insanely gorgeous. Here she looks awesome. I love the retro/future dress.
And what can she say? “I want to shake them till they stop crying,” or “Good Lord, I want to sleep.” It’s In Style. Have you ever read the letters to the editor? They’re so made up, it’s hilarious. The magazine is drivel and couldn’t possibly ever have anything interesting to say.
I would like to be the third to comment on the awesomeness of Oreo vagina. That’s really all I need to read. Hah!
It may be an oreo vagina but she wears it really well.
Chiming in: That oreo vagina comment was brilliance – sheer brilliance.
Oreo vagina, nothing to add : it is brilliant.
Yeah, looks like that oreo vagina comment may be your biggest life achievement. Congratulations Wendie. I still have in my mind that picture of you with sperm all over your face. Suited you well. Finally someone showed you where your place is.
And obviously having a child does not make YOU want to be a better person. What are you doing with all these kids around? Poor ones.
Too harsh. Oreo Vagina is hella funny.
Hahaha!!Wendie ur brilliant as usual…totes love this post and yeah the Oreo Vagina!!ggrrrkkkk!! I cant stop laughing!!ROFLMFAO :P
Oreo vagina! Epic, Wendie! :-D
Can somebody please tell me where this funny comment about the oreo vagina is? If they are not showing it any more can somebody repeat it for me. I am dying to know.