Personally, I’d like to thank ABC for not releasing a few names at a time, which is what they did last season. I’m not a fan of Dancing With The Stars, but I’ll totally be tuning in to see former GOP leader Tom DeLay do a Paso Doble. The show has classified Ashley Hamilton as an “actor”. I guess the categories “I’ve Yet to Stay Married to a C-List Celeb For More Than Five Months” or “No, I Don’t Really Know Why My Dad George Hamilton is Famous Either” weren’t options.
Here’s the line-up:
Singers
Mya, Macy Gray, Aaron Carter, Donny Osmond
Actors
Melissa Joan Hart, Debi Mazar, Ashley Hamilton (?)
Models
Joanna Krupa, Kathy Ireland
Reality Television Contestants
Kelly Osbourne, Mark Dacascos (Iron Chef America)
Athletes
Chuck Liddell (martial arts), Louis Vito (snowboarder), Natalie Coughlin (swimmer), Michael Irvin (football)
Politicians (weird, just weird)
Tom DeLay
tom delay?
oh, this is SO ODD.
Well it is nice to see that ABC does not have issues with hiring crooked politicians from Texas.
I am still stunned Delay managed not to be spending the rest of his life in federal prison for his unscrupulous behavior.
Hmm. Mark DaCascos should do well. He’s an upper rank black belt in at least 1 discipline and if you ever watched him, flexible as all heck.
I think watching Chuck Liddel is going to be awkward.
Agreed. If he ever steps back into the octagon you can guarantee the boys will give him hell for this.
Mya? She’s a trained dancer, if I’m not mistaken. My money is on her.
Yea, Mya is a better dancer than she is singer. She is more of a performer. I think she has a huge chance to win but the judges might have higher expectations for her.
I agree.
But Aaron Carter…..ugh.
I used to have a huge crush on Mark back when Double Dragon came out, and then again when The Crow was on TV…sad, but true.
I never watch the show but I’d be interested to see what Kelly Osbourne ends up wearing on the dance floor….and what her hair looks like.
Mya –
how would Wayne Campbell say it?
“SCHWING!!!”
Looking forward to many of them! Specifically, Melissa Joan Hart, Debi Mazar, Aaron Carter, Macy Gray.
Should be a good season!
Kelly Osbourne…really? There goes any career you may have had in Hollywood. Then again I’m not really sure what that career might have been anyways.
And Aaron Carter that’s just too perfect! Haha he’s a mess and I like watching every second of it.
I think it’s pretty clear who will win this thing…..Donny Osmond.
nooooooooo! :\