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Paula Abdul lost her footing yesterday after parking in an LA garage. Hmmm. Wonder why that could be.

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  • How could she have parked if she is exiting from the passengers side? Did she trip? Did you ever think that perhaps she was just sniffing her cunt one last time to make sure the vaginal deodorant had not worn off before going to her hotel room to fuck some teenage idol wannabe? What is it with pussy deodorant anyways? I want natural. I do not want it to be like I’m licking the inside of the scented candle cabinet at a Hall Mark store.

    • Umm, dude, you’re totally fucked up. My guess is you’ve never been near a nude woman. Stupid, not funny asshole.

      • Stop your whining bitch. Just go back to shoving potpourri up your twat. It’s OK. There is nothing to be ashamed of.

      • I would say it was about a month before your parents got divorced. Say hello to your mother for me.

      • Uhhmm yeah…”pussy deodorant”? No amount of porn is going to educate you on the female species.

        Also, does it make you feel like a man to hide behind a computer and try and degrade a woman who called you out on being an idiot?

      • “Hide behind a computer”? It is not like we met on the street and then I went home and said what I did on the computer to hide my identity. Me and “anonymous” are probably thousands of miles apart you fucking retard. If you want me to be a man and “call you out as a retard” reply with your address and I will gladly say it to your God damn face.

        Oh and “porn” educating me about “pussy deodorant”? What kind of porn do you watch? What an utterly fucking virgin/ugly duckling/stay at home all day masturbating/, kind of comment.

        Rather than argue with you I would like to do you a favor. Send me your address and I’ll send you an eight pack of D cell batteries for your friend.

      • Take it down a notch, Jerzy. And I think your perception of who I am is pretty far. Kind of funny, kind of not. How about I put one of the social network sites I use on here and you can harass me there tough guy. Byee!

      • No I do not expect you to give me your address nor did I ever truly want it you fucking idiot. God your such a fucking moron. I would also rather be intelligent and “angry” than “stupid and pathetic”.

  • Yeeeeah Jerzy I’d recommend some anger management. Being an internet bully is an unattractive quality.

    Also I wish there was a video of this!