“After 10 years, I have decided to end my on-again/off-again relationship with Sean `Diddy’ Combs,” reads a statement released by Diddy’s baby mama. “In ending this relationship, I made a decision that was in the best interest of myself, Sean and our family. I look forward to moving on with my life and my career, and wish him prosperity, health and happiness in life and in love. We will remain friends and committed parents to our children.”
I find the first part of this statement so, so funny. Who refers to her ex-boyfriend and the father of her children as “Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs”? What she means is: “After 10 years, I have decided to end my tumultuous, dramalicious relationship with Sean ‘Fucks Anything that Walks’ Combs.”
I think we should all have to make formal statements like this to the press whenever we end any sort of a romantic relationship. Like, “After three weeks, I have decided to end my purely physical relationship with John ‘Allergic to Condoms’ Doe. In ending this relationship, I made a decision that was in the best interest of my ten-year goal of not getting herpes.” Or “After two years, I have decided to end my financially motivated relationship with Bob ‘Satan Drives a Beemer’ Jones, and I wish him the best of luck with the impending IRS audit.” Wouldn’t that be fun?
Diddy didn’t even slow down while leaving the speedbump that is Kim Porter. Tha sad part is that they will hook up again. Who’s yer Diddy?
You’re crazy! LMAO.
diddy too cute for her anyways
kim you are making a BIG mistake
i can’t believe diddy and kim and the whole family and the twins they make a cute family i love them
wow!!! gurl i can’t believe you!!! he is too cute to get dumped!!!
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Kim is flyer than EVERYTHING!
shes waaaay to skiny
hahahahahhahahaha
hes hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god, the articol is really good.. really funny and malicious:D :X:X:X
and diddy is indeed too cute to be dumped… god, she must be crazy or somethig..she will regret it anyway :)
NO HE NOT
Since she left she should hook up up with Jayz and let beyonce and diddy hook up ugly with ugly ptretty with handsome. Just kidding lol.
i think kim is so childish ,but i know one day she will
be begging for diddy
Diddy is so cute for her and he is better then kim porter!!!Yep he is hot too!!
He looks better with jennifer lopez kim is so ugly is not even funny diddy is ugly most of the time too so idk if these girls obove me are blind or that the money makes ugly niggas look good but diddy is handsome sometimes but im glad they broke up. diddy go after j.lo like you always cause thats who you truly want to be with all having a love album out just like jennifer and saying shes beautiful and makes you cry just say you want her back…go get your girl (j.lo and diddy)<3