Shia LeBoeuf is all like, “Yeah, I’d totally do Megan Fox, and you would, too.” Do you like how six months ago you wouldn’t have known who either of those people were? The magic of Hollywood! [Fatback & Collards]
You know, when she’s in a bikini, Eva Longoria is sort of flat-chested. I find a sick comfort in that. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]
Carrot Top. Roasting Flava Flav. On Comedy Central. Soon. [SOW]
Fantasia Barrino has a clit piercing. Interestingly enough, so does Clay Aiken. [Bossip]
Honestly, Kate Moss, you’re dating a heroin addict. You can’t exactly be upset when he cheats on you. [Agent Bedhead]
Liv Tyler celebrates her 30th birthday with her husband and son. [Cele|bitchy]
Paris Hilton is wearing what might technically be called a one-piece swimsuit. Maybe she really is a changed person … [Celebslam]
Jessica Simpson’s new movie might actually — what’s the word? — suck. Come on. You didn’t need Joel Siegel to tell you that. [Derek Hail]
Paula Abdul’s new series reminds us what a trainwreck she is. [Pajiba]
Lindsay Lohan gets an iPhone and you don’t. But, then again, you got to drink on your 21st birthday, so, really, who wins there? [The Grumpiest]