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Brad Doesn’t Believe In God, Does Believe In Sex

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Doing press for his World War II movie Inglourious Basterds, Brad Pitt granted an interview to the German magazine BILD.  He spoke about his personal philosophies regarding a higher power and deftly side-stepped questions about his sex life.

BILD:  Do you believe in God?
Brad Pitt (smiling):  No, no, no!

 

BILD: Is your soul spiritual?

Brad Pitt:  No, no, no! I’m probably 20 per cent atheist and 80 per cent agnostic. I don’t think anyone really knows. You’ll either find out or not when you get there, until then there’s no point thinking about it.

 

BILD: Angelina told me once about your giant bed where all eight of you snuggle up?

 

Brad Pitt: Yes we have a 3 metre wide bed, but even that isn’t big enough. They all come crawling in in the morning. It’s just about surviving! We all have sleep deprivation.

BILD: Do you find the time to make love?

Brad Pitt (looks puzzled): What?

BILD: Is it sometimes just the two of you?

Brad Pitt: Yes we make time for ourselves. It’s very important for every relationship.

 

See?  This is why I cannot understand Brangelina.  Angelina Jolie is trying to save the world, one orphan and one beige dress and one condescending smile at a time.  Brad Pitt, on the other hand, is like, “Yeah, a little lower.  To the left.”  Where is the compatibility?

And in case you’re wondering, yes, those are the flames of hell in the background of this picture.

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