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This Is Something That Is Actually Happening: The Antonio Sabato Jr. Dating Show

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Behold, the press release:

New VH1 series “My Antonio” follows General Hospital soap star, former Calvin Klein model, and notorious bachelor Antonio Sabato Jr. on his search for true love. In this 10-episode series, thirteen beautiful women will be competing for the affection of one of the most desired men on the planet. This real-life soap opera also has a shocking plot twist when Antonio’s ex-wife shows up, pleading for Antonio to take her back. Antonio, along with the help of his scrutinizing mother, will attempt to find a new leading lady to love by the end of this dramatic journey.

Wow. So, um, now I don’t have to watch it, right? Since you totally gave away the big twist? Because otherwise I was sooo tuning in. Antonio Sabato Jr is definitely one of the most desirable men on the planet. As long as you mean Planet NOT!!!! (Zing!)

Really, like, I love you, VH1, but you’ve put Best Week Ever on permanent hiatus and every other show you air is a sleazy D-lister dating show. I understand that you’ve found a niche, but maybe next you could spend some time trying to find your dignity. You know, the little pieces you use to fill in the shell of your former self.

Anyway: Fun game! Of all these women, which managed to be posed worse for the photo? (I have an advantage because I have the hi-res version, but I have faith in your abilities. Although you can view the hi-res version by clicking on the photo, then again on the photo on the next page.)

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  • Worst pose is 2nd from the end on the left in the black dress. She’s messing with her hair and her eyes are half closed. Did they take the picture once and call it a day? Jeez!

  • there is nothing good anywhere in this photo. you would think someone snapped it on vacation or something. Did they even hire a photog for this?

  • oh how I loved Jaggar Cates. After seeing this picture I’m not so sure… not that he has had any type of career that I know of, but there was still the dream of him during the GH days.

    As far as the women, I agree about the one messing with her hair & her 1/2 closed eyes. But what is up with the way most of them are holding their feet? EEK!

  • Looking at the photo, to the right of Antonio, the worst off is the second girl from him (next to the blond tranny with the ginormous arms). Her pose is wayyyyyyy off. That was a fun game!

  • Seriously doubt that the ex is Virginia Madsen, but she is the only ex of his that anyone knows. Prolly didn’t mention her by name to get us to tune in until no-name shows up and the tens of people who tuned in change the channel.
    What a bevy of beau-aaack. A bevy of beauuuup. Bevy of beauties – there typed it out and only threw up in my mouth twice!

  • Oh baby daddy, why have you fallen from grace so?

    He is fine. He has no kind of acting skills, but he is pretty to look at. I used to love him from his Jagger Cates days. Yes please with him oiled up on top!

    The show is lame, and painful to read really. Has his career tanked THAT bad?

    Damn. Have some dignity Antonio.

  • He seems so overbearing to me. He expects all these women to worship for crine out loud! Shoot he needed thus show because he has nothing else lined up. His old news. And the whole ex wife thing is just fir TV ratings. Ih excuse me, Now all of sudden you want him. She’d got a piece of the pie in this reality show. I just thing one woman says the wrong thing at this stupid dinner setup, and he acts like a girl and says I wAnt to be alone. What a freaking baby. No wonder the Jennifer Love Hewett forgot her name dumped him like a hot potato and when Ryan Seacrest still had a TV show, he wS carrying a torch so bad wondering why she dumped him. I think his a total had been. He should get back with Virginia Madsen and raise their son.