Someone stole three boxes of dresses from Angelina Jolie’s stylist. The suspect was later found zonked out in an alley. He reportedly examined the loot he grabbed, realized it was just a bunch of dresses for Angie and immediately fell asleep out of boredom due to the lack of creativity and imagination. Okay, I’m kidding about that. The criminal is still at large.
So if you see some madman running down the street with a bunch of black, beige and navy, high-neck maxi dresses slung over his arm, call the cops!
When I was little someone broke into my mom’s car and stole a dress that my aunt bought for me. It was probably because it was in a box from an expensive store and the thief thought it was a fur coat or something….I imagined it being thrown in the gutter somewhere after they realized it was just an ugly black and white jail striped 8 year old’s party dress.
But does this mean Angelina will be showing up to the next event nakey…?
Angelina is so boring now. Boring, boring, boring. I want the old movie set trailer hopping whore back. Come on Angelina fuck some other woman’s husband for old time’s sake. Or could you please at least have another major argument with your father. He’ll be dead soon. You don’t want to blow your chance to again blame your fucked-up life choices on him again. Do ya?
I like her dresses, but I’m a boring dresser too. I’m sick of looking at spayed-on skin tights. Maybe she’s just got a post-twins mum-tum under there?
Well for a change I liker her in anything that she puts on. Women’s dresses are a perfect fit for her.
I would hate those dresses on anyone else, but on her I think they look good. She’s got such a strong face that she doesn’t need busy outfits to look good.
and I think she looks classy
i thought that was a funny one! I still think she can pull of a boring dress and still look amazing because it’s all about her and not the dress.