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My Hopes For a Jessica And Nick Reunion: Dashed

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As a child who grew up watching The Love Boat, I’m a really big fan of the completely illogical and seemingly impossible reunion that unfolds against the backdrop of the Aloha deck.  Alas, it is not to be for Jessica and Nick.

I never understood why these two split in the first place — this picture was taken nine days before they announced that they were divorcing — but apparently they won’t be doing lunch, even though Nick is recently single and Jessica was unceremoniously dumped by Dallas quarterback Tony Romo.

“I think it’s fun storytelling, but there’s very little truth to any of it,” the singer told PEOPLE at a party at Dusk at the Caesars Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City Saturday night. “I certainly have heard about her breakup and I wish her the best, as I’ve always done. Aside from that, there really is nothing to say.” 

So has he reached out to his ex-wife since her sudden split with Tony Romo? “I haven’t talked to her in probably two years,” Lachey says. “I wish her happiness. That’s where it pretty much ends.” 

You know what wording I find very curious?  “…but there’s very little truth to it.”  Just enough of a window to keep my hope alive.  Just enough of a window to keep media interested in anything Nick Lachey might have to say.

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  • All Jessica needs to complete the maniacal stare she has on her face is a goddamn steak knife in her hand. She will definitely get the lead if they ever make a Fatal Attraction 2.

  • I feel like once you break up with someone it’s over…even if you had feelings at the time of the break up you eventually move on and you don’t care anymore. Why would they want to reconnect? It would be like going back. Who needs to do that?!

  • If we all wish really hard for them to get back together then maybe it can happen! We really can make a difference, people! Come on, send your ‘get back together’ vibes their way.

    • If there ever was a perfect recipe for a lasting, successful, and blessed marriage I think you just found it. “Gigantic Breasts” and being “Loaded”. What religion did you say you were? Pagan?

      • Im a holiday christian btw. It is a denomination of Christian where you celebrate important Christian Holidays such as Christmas and Easter and skip all the icky inconvenient bits like the 10 commandments and hellfire and brimstones.LOL