Mischa’s looking so good these days as she trolls around London!
Last night Cankles got kicked out of a toilet stall at Whiskey Mist nightclub. I think that should be engraved on her headstone: Mischa Barton~Kicked out of a toilet stall …
Now that Mischa’s kinda, sorta working again, she’s been seen stumbling all over the place, which is an activity I certainly enjoy observing and one that I’ve missed. Last night she tried to go into a single stall with one of her girlfriends. The washroom attendant — and I’m sorry, but washroom attendants are creepy. I haven’t needed help pissing since I was, like, two — pulled Canks out and informed her that she needed to use her own stall. I can’t believe any club would have a “One Person Per Stall” rule. How are people supposed to have their illicit toilet sex? After an extended period of time in which the attendant twice knocked on the door to check on Barton, she finally emerged.
I’ve pondered extensively about what activity could have taken Mischa so long in the stall, but I think the pictures answer that question. Eye liner application, clearly.
It takes a long time to properly apply “eyeliner” sometimes. And since she’s so bad at it, she was hoping to go into the stall with her friend so she could get some help.
Those coked out eyes mean nothing… It’s just the way her eyeliner is applied.
maybe she was taking a dump? Who want’s someone knocking on the door asking” you ok?”when you’re trying to engage in peristalsis?
clearly she was doing coke. girls go in together to do coke off of the toilet. everyone knows… sunglasses? umm yeah. coke
So she’s the heir to the Little Tramp name.
what’s with the samantha ronson look???
sorta workin again? What do you think she was doing in the past. If she was not working how the hell she has that movie Homecoming and that pilot for that tv show already completed.
Yes, I am talking about the ones with the trailers that you posted.
Funny title for the post. I have to admit.