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Well, At Least One Part of Britney Has a Sense of Direction

Britney Spears

She may look lost and confused, but her nipples know exactly which way they’re headed.

Here’s Brit-Brit shopping in London today. Hopefully she remembered to buy a bra!

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  • ahhhh omg i saw her, those pictures were taken in Knightsbridge right near Harrods, i was taking a break from revising at uni and went to get coffee and i saw her :) she is a lot thinner in real life than she sometimes appears in pictures. yay go Brit!

    • Dear Dumbass, Sasha doesn’t have blonde hair anymore. I hope you get blocked soon. You aren’t even the least bit funny or creative like some of the previous hecklers have been.

      • Yeah, this dude’s pretty weak as far as hecklers go. We’ve seen a lot better around here.

      • i am very confused, i was merly commenting that i saw britney, i really dont understand the rest of this thread, if i have offended someone let me know in what way i have done so, as i am really in the dark here?!
        and “phoney” and “dumbass” whats that all about??
        i am seriously confused

  • Nice cheap brown velour track pants. That and her oddly placed but very prominent nipples make her such an exceptional woman.

  • i see brit-brit still hasn’t figured out that she can pay people to hem up her pants. *sigh*

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  • “She may look lost and confused, but her nipples know exactly which way they’re headed.”

    Yep, due south.

    • actually, i’m 17 and i have 36D’s and my nipples are pretty much placed where her’s are. you know, not all women have fake breasts like porn stars and playboy bunnies. and i definetly don’t have “old women tits”.

  • I think her breasts are beautiful. Her nipples look hot. Not all breasts stick straight out like those fake ones even if you are lying on your back, folks.