Everyone’s saying that Katie Holmes is pregnant again. I don’t think that’s likely, seeing as how she’s suddenly 48 years old. [Celebslam]
Shar Jackson’s all like, “Look, I know you people don’t think very highly of me, but I didn’t go back to the dude who dumped me for Britney Spears and get pregnant with another one of his kids. I may have agreed to do Moesha, but, in general, I have standards.” [Cele|bitchy]
Hilary Duff sports the fishnets for CosmoGirl. [Ninja Dude]
Cameron Diaz is still damn pretty. [The Blemish]
Now that The Sopranos is over, I guess we have to start caring about those Gotti kids again. [Celebrity Smack]
I never watched X Files. I never cared about David Duchovny. But I remember he was on a talk show once, and the host asked him how his wife felt about the fact that some chick had written a song called “David Duchovny, Why Won’t You Love Me?” and he was all like, “Well, I wrote my own song. It’s called ‘Tea Leoni, Why Won’t You Blow Me,’ so we’re okay now.” And I love him for that. Anyway, he’s got a new series coming out. [popbytes]
Did Beyonce get liposuction? [Cityrag]
Joss Stone thinks she might have to turn lesbian. Amen, sister. [Fatback & Collards]
Jessica Simpson hits the gym. [Drunken Stepfather]
Matt Dillon has really bad B.O. [SOW]
Jessica Alba’s all like, “Thank God I don’t have to feel connected to my Mexican heritage, because those people are trashy.” This from the girl who admits she prefers to sleep around. [Gabby]