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Of Course The Rihanna Sex Tape Is Being Released On Chris Brown’s Court Date

There’s been a rumor floating around for a while — ironically, started shortly after the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna abuse deal — that there is a Rihanna sex tape that would eventually hit the Internet.

A very short trailer is on YouTube with a promise of more footage to be released on June 22nd.  June 22nd happens to be the same day that Rihanna will be appearing in court, prepared to testify against her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, also known as the guy that I’m sure isn’t involved in any way in the release of this tape.  Oh, the irony. 

The short clip is after the jump.  I have no idea if it’s SFW.  The music is bad, the lighting is green and the purported singer has text over her face.  You be the judge.


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  • The girl is an idiot!

    This tape and that gorilla dress have put me over the edge.

    I certainly hope Chris Brown is punished for what he did but MARK MY WORDS, he won’t be the last to beat her. She needs help making better choices in several areas.

  • Typical Garagos, trash and intimidate a witness before she testifies against his dirtbag client. Mary J Blige recorded a song with CBrown the ditch pig, so she’s off my list of people I respect and will support too. It’s disappointing because she has had abusive relationships in the past, so shame on her. I have to hand it to Rhianna even with a pattern of harassment that has been going on for a while she’s hanging in there and waiting to tell her story in court. I hope she’s going to do the payback on the stand and he serves everyday of a 4 year sentence, or more that Chris Brown deserves.

    Thinking of him with his teeth knocked out for the convenience of the cell block makes my little heart pitter patter!

  • the nose on this girl looks nothing like rihannas.

    I’m a face analyst…for real, as a job lool

  • if u pause at the 2 sec mark you’ll see…rihanna has typical black female features…the one in the video has thin lips and a very narrowed nose…the alar base is too narrow…nice try though porn stars!

  • this looks nothing like her. this girl’s forehead is like half the size of Rih’s. and her boob (that was a boob right) looks way bigger.

  • Yeah, if that is Rihanna, making this tape was a dumb decision on her part. If Chris is the leak? Then that is a fucking evil and reprehensible decision on his AND Geragos’ parts.
    However, that’s par for the course:
    -fleeing scene of assault to chill in Vegas
    -no apology
    -changing MySpace status to single
    -no apology
    -jet-skiing in Miami
    -no apology
    -trying to get the case dismissed, not because the asshole wasn’t guilty, but because something the LAPD did or didn’t do allowed the public to see what the asshat did
    -no apo…fuck this noise. Him failing to apologize is as given as gravity
    -Bloggers lie!
    -I do not have a black eye!…((…although i gave Ri a couple))
    -I am not a monster!
    -Beleee dat!

    Remember when he used to be so adorable? Now he is just nauseating.