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June 14, 2009
Kelly
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Britney Spears Crotch Panty Upskirt

I cannot seem to escape articles about the vulva today. Britney Spears made the tabloid news this weekend, and once again, the pictures we have are not of a private appearance by the singer in London, but of an appearance by her privates. She can manage to cover her head with a jacket, but can’t cover up that other, more important hair?

I must have Britney’s bush fatigue because I am getting very, very tired of seeing this woman’s reproductive parts.

The “business” is in the gallery.

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  • Yep. And she was clearly trying to be modest as she got out of the car. It’s hard to be completely modest in a mini.

  • A girl can only do so much, her knees are almost GLUED together in every shot!

    But I agree, looks like beige underwear

  • I agree with the previous posters – all you can see is a flash of beige underwear, and she is trying to be modest and careful as she gets out.

    Kelly must really have some kind of fatigue if she sees bush here!

  • I’m proud of Brit! she tried hard not to show anything!
    and I agree with everyone else, I think it’s beige underwear

  • I thought it was just beige panties in the first picture, but that looks like stubble to me in the last pic. No stubble on panties.

  • I cannot say how much I hate myself for using the zoom feature on my mouse to try and determine whether or not there is beige underwear present.

  • Alas, it is still a far, far better thing to see Britney Spears’ shaved vagina (or, even just her beige panties), rather than Madonna’s fugly face.

  • So erhm.. Where was the flash?? She has her knees glued to each other.. And she has underwear on!

  • Kelly, if you are tired of seeing Britney’s parts maybe you should refrain from posting them. ;) This way they becomes less “interesting”.

    Besides, one must be really gullible not to realize she WEARS flesh tone panties. Bush is in your mind probably, dear Kelly. And poor Brit, she tired, but the idiots of paparazzi bend for this kind of shots and chase it so hard, for them it’s easy, as easy as for you to write none senses. Like Mike said, Beet should fire you. ;(

  • Ahhh Come on! The girl has her knees together, she’s trying hard not to flash! It’s clear this is a crotch camera aimed just to get an embarassing shot. She’s trying to get her life back together, a pic like this makes the photographer look like a dog.

    If you were going to pick on her about something..it should be those fugly boots. What is up with those? And why always those boots? Cute dress.. everything looking good..then FaFiNkA…the ugly brown boots.

    Put on some black boots pleasssssssssssse Britney!

    • that’s what’s concerning me too! it’s that same pair of terrible boots she used to wear all the time before. she must have found a new pair. what good is her dad if he can’t keep control of this shit.

  • OK Kelly – you have so much “bush fatigue” over Britney’s privates that you post pictures with a sort-of hint of maybe skin, maybe panties, insisting that it’s her “reproductive parts.” I am a lot less sick of Britney’s skin than I am of bloggers who claim they’re sick of seeing her no-no bits, but can’t stop posting or talking about them.

  • So… she is is vilified by the media if she doesn’t wear panties.. AND she is, even if she DOES wear panties.

    What’s up with that?

    If you are going to pick on her encourage her to get rid of those jessica simpson boots.

    Come on ya’ll know you were thinkin’ the same thing.

  • I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Somebody, anybody–father, uncle, judge, whoever–needs to turn Britney over their knee and give her a good, hard spanking. That’s all it would take, and we wouldn’t have to worry about her wearing dresses so short her panties show every time she get’s out of a car.