If you had to be in rehab with Lindsay Lohan, you’d drink, too. [A Socialite’s Life]
Not only is Britney Spears still dating Jewish actor/model Isaac Cohen, she’s sporting a star of David. Also, I challenge all readers to beat X17’s headline for this one. I don’t feel it’s possible. [X17]
Sienna Miller left her pants at the Factory Girl premiere. [ICYDK]
You always knew Paris Hilton was a racist bitch, but thankfully we now have it all on tape. [WWTDD]
Pete Doherty takes his eight millionth shot at getting sober. If this guy were a stock, I’d short it. [Cele|bitchy]
Brandy is slapped with a $50 million suit by the parents of the woman she killed in a traffic accident late last year. [Bossip]
Jennifer Lopez isn’t a Scientologist, she just throws them her support when they’re boosting her career. [Celebslam]