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Madonna Is A Mother Again!

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It’s official!  The adoption has gone through and Madonna is in the process of arranging a private jet to bring three-year-old Malawi orphan Mercy to her new home in New York.  She will join her new brother David, also a native of Malawi, as well as big brother Rocco and big, bushy-browed sister, Lourdes.

Madonna’s attorney confirmed it.  “It’s the early hours in New York now but my client has been awake all night waiting for this.  She was ecstatic when I broke the news to her. She said, ‘Thank heavens.’ ”

I suspect that Madonna probably said something more along the lines of, “Wow, that was expensive!” or “Congratulations.  You get to keep your job.”

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  • Why doesn’t she give time and attention and love to the kids she already has ? This just smacked of an attention getting stunt. Sure she can afford another child – that’s not the point – the point is her other kids probably don’t see enough of Mommy as it is.

    • I think you can rest assured that they are being cared for. I don’t particularly care for Madonna, but if she wants to adopt a kid, it’s life is pretty much set. And her other kids, well I guess we really wont know until they write their life stories.

  • It was all part of the negotiation. They wanted more money all along.

    Rich white woman buys poor black baby. This is 2009?

    • I have it from a good source that Oprah has bought several white babies through the years and now has them sing the “So long, farewell” song from the Sound of Music to Oprah and Gayle every night before she locks them in their dungeon.

  • Hey, it’s not everyday a kid can say that he was adopted by the Grinch (see above picture).

    • Aside from the fact that, no, she never converted to Judaism, what- Jews don’t believe in heaven?! Pretty sure it was a part of their religion thousands of years before Christianity. Sheesh, oy vey!

  • Unrealistic though it may be I think most people prefer to think of their parents as asexual. This is going to be difficult for little Mercy when she finds the Madonna Sex Book.