Here are most of the red-carpet looks from the MTV Movie Awards. The themes were “short skirts,” “ugly,” and “people who have been on The Hills.” A list of the winners is here. And that’s all I have to say about that, since I seem to be one of only a handful of gossip bloggers to whom MTV did not extend an invitation. But, whatever, a world where Ashley Tisdale beats out Freida Pinto for “Best Female Breakthrough Performance” is not a world I want any part of anyway.
I wonder why Megan Fox decided to put an entire jar of Dippity Do on her head.
LOL Seriously…eeww.
I thought she was just trying to get away with unwashed hair.
that’s what i thought too. or she was going for “sexy without trying” and failed. again.
I didn’t know why I was even watching this piece of shit show, that is, until Bruno OWNED Eminem by landing on him spread-eagle ass-to-face. HA! I really hope that wasn’t a set-up Eminem was aware of. AMAZING!
Ryan Seacrest Twittered that it wasn’t a setup. Eminem really got pissed off and stormed out with his posse. What a prick.
Sacha made everyone feel so awkward. I love it!
He really is an enigma…and my hero.
If Eminem had any kind of sense of humor he would’ve laughed his ass off. Storming off like that just made him look like a whiny baby or a diva. Sacha Baron Cohen chose the perfect audience member to land on. : )
I dont blame Eminem at all. Who the f wants to have someone else naked ass up their face? (bf gf dont included ofc ;))
it’s called a sense of humor. I personally dont want any man’s hairy ass up my nose but I would have laughed, been embarassed and smakced bruno’s ass.
I wouldnt have gone for smacking the ass.. Heck I would have pinched is balls… Hard.
This was hilarious. For a second it looked like it all could have been planned, but then Eminem said some choice words and looked too pissed. Then his entourage started shoving Sacha without any regard for the safety of the people sitting around them.
It’s about time someone wasn’t afraid to stand up to that massive douche!
what’s with LC’s hair?
and make-up.
both make her look old….
oh. my. god.
whitney.
do we have a new ceiling eyes on our hands??
Megan Fox is very pretty, until she opens her mouth
D’you know what the worst part is though? Before the picture had fully loaded (my internet is extremely slow at the moment), I was able to tell that it was Whitney and Lauren in it. I couldn’t place Audrina, but still, this means I should probably ban myself from blogs like this.
Oh, I forgot to mention : I was able to identify them by their HAIRLINES.
Kristen Stewart dropping her award was the best part of the night for me. I love her awkwardness. And no, her boyfriend wasn’t in attendance even though he has lived in LA his whole life. They must be kaput.
I love awkward. I just wish she’d lay off the eyeliner. Seriously, she looks better without it.
Her awkward stance is so forced! It’s more annoying than anything. Especially with the constant hair touching. I would have been more than happy if she truly was awkward, but it’s the fact that she is just a girl pretending to be that way that bugs me.
She’s definitely not pretending. She seems very genuine, but I think she suffers from extreme anxiety in situations where she’s put on the spot. Did you see her accept her award for Best Actress and then drop it? She looked absolutely mortified. I don’t think she’s forcing anything.
i’m sure she’s genuine because i’m so socially awkward! i act the exact same way, well not the constant hair touching, but everything else, esp the mumbling.
This awards show is all about gross indecency, disgusting feasts of filth that is experienced with great delight by those with No shame, no morals, no brains!
Yes, it’s called Hollywood.
Nice to see Paris still does that stupid pose. Even better is her idiot boyfriend desperate to get in the frame with her. hahaha!
And I hate to say this… but what in the world is Rumor Willis wearing? She has a great figure… and wears the worst clothes.
I can not believe her Mother has not taken her by the hand and got the girl a professional haircut and color.
Rumor could be a really cute girl. I have seen Dita Von Teese without all her glamour on… and the girl is just beyond plain looking… so I know there is hope for Rumor if someone would spend a little time with her. She has a flawless complexion… which I would kill for…
do i sense a bit of bitter in this post? i can’t tell if you’re joking, beet. but i think you would’ve gone had you been invited..
Why would they invite a site that gets most of their shit wrong and often features complaints about how you deserve fame more than others?
Wendie isnt helping you out much either! Mtv doesnt care what a house wife has to bitch about, stupid.
ouch, but LOL
I love that Kristen Stewart fails everytime
ouch beet, it’s kinda your job to report on celebrity filled events.
i thought andys into rap was funny, i didnt like when he said megan fox and the camera goes to her and she looks like she wants to tear someones head off (it’s called having a sence of humor people!!!) anyway i hated her whole look, kristian managed to get a little less bitchy when she thanked the fans and dropped her award, but her outfit was barf! rob looked totally hot! lauren conrads dress is cute, but witney and the other ones dresses are thubs down. uhg witneys dress looks like a rug!
L.C’s hair is ridiculous. Fake and boring. She’s completely uninspiring.
Audrina Patridge is trash.
Miley Cyrus dresses like she’s 50.
Vanessa Hudgens’ dress was so horrible, it’s not even deserving of criticism.
Kristen Stewart, to me, epitomizes what a true teen star should wear to a teen-focused awards show.
agree with you about kristen stewart! she’s a teen, so why not dress like one, right? unlike miley who dressed like she’s 40. gross. i admire kristen for just not dressing like anyone else at the award show. thank god for some normalcy (sp?).
So many things went wrong with this so-called “Awards” show. Twilight beating The Dark Knight? Zac Efron beating Robert Downey Jr.? Jim Carrey winning James Franco? Thank goodness this isn’t a legitimate awards show.