Some crazy lady has come forthclaiming that Keanu Reeves fathered her four children during an on-again, off-again affair that was conducted during her teen and her married years. And when I say “her four adult children” you should realize that I mean “her four children in their early twenties.”
Karen Sala, a 46 year-old Canadian acting as her own lawyer (more proof that she’s nuts), has filed a request with the court that Keanu Reeves provide a DNA sample because she believes that he is the father of at least one of her four children.
Let’s get the logical question out of the way: Why would you wait until your kids ranged in age from 20-25 years old before filing for child support?
This whack is seeking $150,000 a month retroactive to 1988 and, get this, $3M a month in spousal support.
Sala claims that she briefly lived with Keanu in their teen years and that Reeves bought presents for her children over the years. Other evidence she offers includes a handwriting sample and claims that celebs such as Sandra Bullock and Cameron Diaz have observed her with the star.
In stark contrast, Reeves claims that he has no idea who this woman is.
Who do you believe? My money is on Reeves. The economy makes people do desperate things.
Brilliant title, brilliant pictures.
this post reminds me of the so true so false section of E news. The so false questions are so pointless just like this story
There is no way he’s the father. She’s been watching too much daytime television!
Publicity mooch party.. pay me I talk and talk and talk..
is the dog one of his children? that’s what i’m supposed to think, right?
lol! that is what i thought! anyway how old is keanu? dang i didnt know he was old enough to be the father of 20 yr olds but now that i think of it he probably is. anyway if he says that he doesnt know who this lady is then i beleive him also. as far as we all know he has no children.
I wonder if he said “Whoa” when he got the lawsuit? She is obviously a few chunks short of a kabob!
Isn’t he gay?
The worst part is Keanu will probably have to submit to the DNA sample, having to prove his innocence, insteading of her having to prove anything. Nothing like a huge violation of privacy.
Delusional, for reals!
CRAZY B*tch! This is why he hides from people! And I do not blame him one bit! He had a baby girl, remember??? She passed away! Don’t you think if he was a father, he’d be fighting for his rights! Is it a full moon? Cause someone let out the CRAZY PEOPLE AGAIN!!! WAKE UP WOMAN! I Believe him all the way!! As for you, YOU ARE NUTS!!!!!!
I think he’s gay but if he isn’t, she may have a case.
I think she’s looney..
She can’t prove her claims, is acting as her own lawyer and admits to sleeping around with other men, all the while she was married to some other dumb shmuck. One would hope that any judge assigned to this case insists that she prove with DNA tests that the Ex-husband IS NOT the father of these poor children (who will obviously need therapy before this is all over) before they allow her to ask the same of Reeves
keanu charles reeves you tell woman you are not childrens father at all and keanu charles reeves you are very nice men but keanu charles reeves you are very good- looking men, you do not want at fat woman and keanu charles reeves i tell your daughter is died and i am sorry you loose her and see i loose my father died and i loose a good friend died and i loose my very good dog too and keanu charles reeves i do love you very much always and forever keanu charles reeves, i am going how i write again soon.from your very best friend donna lee edna hogan.p.s.i want be your girlfriend forever.i love keanu charles reeves always-forever.
WOW, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE ON THE VERGE OF A LAWSUIT YOURSELF….ARE YOU SURE ALL OF YOUR FRUIT IS IN THE BASKET..
A LITTLE OVER THE TOP..TAHT SAID SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR LOSES.
….. whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
I think its weird… and exactly, why would she wait until the children are adults to file for child support? It’s all a bit strange. I don’t see her motive for doing this kind of thing – she probably knows full well that Keanu didn’t father her kids. And who would want to even file AGAINST Keanu Reeves?
He’s hot. No wonder she says he’s the father.