June 8th’s print edition — those still exist? — of In Touch magazine tells the story of the Jon & Kate Plus 8producers helping Jon Gosselin find an apartment close to the $1.2M manse that is camera-friendly. Personally, I’d like to know what apartment exists anywhere that is eight-kids-friendly. Currently, Jon has been staying in Huntington, PA near his parents which is about three hours away from his wife and kids. The Gosselins are reportedly worth $10M. Jon can’t afford a small house?
Anyway, hearing that the show producers are helping find some suitable housing for Jon confirms one thing: the fat lady hasn’t sung yet. This circus show will go on.
Listen, I’ve already got three kids, I’d hardly notice another eight. I want all the “marketable” Gosselins to come live with me. I promise, the only cameras they would have to tolerate is my Canon Rebel. And, I can kind of cook.
Wendie says: Personally, I’d like to know what apartment exists anywhere that is eight-kids-friendly.
My response: Obviously, you’ve never lived in Asia.
This stuff is starting to make me sad – those poor kids. Lesson of the day: (week? month? year? decade?) Reality TV ruins your marriage. Don’t buy into it.
Don’t they have a huge piece of property? Couldn’t they do another crossover with those “green” guys where they build Jon a small house that’s environmentally friendly and really close to his kids?
yeah, but then she could probably still hear him breathe
I’m sure they’d get 1/10 of the way through the project and quit out of rage toward Kate and her constant bitching.
“WHERE’S THE COUPON FOR THAT FOUNDATION?!”
(see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrR9iHH9psQ )
justthinkin’ and kevinisstupid:
those were both hilarious (and probably accurate) statements…
If they actually start ‘keeping it real’ showing them separated; can you imagine her bitching at him then? Must see TV. Season Finale should be Social Services taking the kids away from that shrew, which she wouldn’t notice because she was in a back editing room; complaining about the lighting in the 2nd floor leisure room. Anyone wonder why there is an Octomom now?
I bet the guy is loving finally having sex with a woman whose belly doesn’t look like a Sharpei. Or, for that matter, finally having sex period. He’s going to end up being the bigger celebrity when it’s over.
You must have missed the tummy tuck episode…
I confess. I’ve never seen an episode. Until recently, I thought they adopted the kids and were raising them to make Nike shoes.
hahahaha!
*wiping eyes* Oh, man. That was funny. My whole family laughed at that one.
You’re so awesome and sweet.
@plainwhiteenvelope, zing…2 YEARS AGO.
Please take the kids Wendie! Save them! :)
Hopefully the Kate will keep the current nannies they have now, and at least they will be a constant in the kids lives! I hope Jon makes an effort to really be involved in his kids lives. He seems to be more of the normal, not-narcissistic parent. Kate is just a media whore. She just doesn’t have that nurturing personality that should have had this many kids.
I had to watch the first episode of this season. It’s such a train wreck. I can’t help myself. I’ll need to attend a G.A. (Gosselins Anonymous) meeting soon. Do they have these??
I’m not sure about GA but if you find anything, please let us know…
Let this be a lesson to all aspiring famewhores: Fame is a curse.
I hope the Forest Service is going to investigate how that badger got killed and bleached and why kate is keeping it on her head.
CALL PETA.
Go Jon! Get away from big mouth Kate and her shrewdness. She talks nasty to you and must be horrible to live with. If you are dating, I hope you find someone who will give you the love you deserve, someone who doesn’t treat you like a dog and berate you. Kate is no go and I’ve never really heard her speak kindly to the kids. In the past shows I’ve seen, I think she is overdoing it at this point and she is fakey. You’ve changed more diapers than she ever will. She thinks she’s pretty but she is not. You are handsome. Kate is dying for media attention and you are just the opposite. Go for it and have fun!
The whole thing is just pathetic. TLC is the one to blame for this trainwreck. Id love to see the footage they hide from the public.
My mom raised 12 kids and my dad worked everyday. Every single day! I never heard them fight or bicker once. We always came first.