Nothing makes me happier than drunken Janice Dickinson footage. America’s first supermodel appeared on Finland’s version of Next Top Model and I have to tell you, it is worth watching.
Though the entire video of Janice insulting the models is entertaining, the real action on Part 1 starts at the four minute mark when Janice starts downing glasses of red wine and then falls down a flight of stairs. I’m not kidding you, the models all just peer over the banister and stare at her sprawled out on the floor! And I totally plan to use my favorite line, “You stupid models!” all. day. long. I’ve screamed it at my kids a couple of times already.
Part 2 is the apology. Janice explains to the models that she got confused when taking her vitamin supplement and took a sleeping pill by mistake. That, coupled with champagne (?), caused a reaction. She also regales them with tales of other high-profile drunken incidents in her career. Oh, the laughter!
I’d like to offer Janice a helpful hint to avoid future mishaps. Probably the most notable difference between a Vitamin C tablet and cocaine your “sleeping aid” is that you don’t cut Vitamin C with a razor on a mirror.
i was an assistant to a washed up has been like this and it was the same histrionic, drunken, pill-popping bullshit 24/7. they think that because they once possessed beauty they can crap on people and get away with it. next time i hope she falls and busts her ass.
Wait, So does this mean she constantly mixes up her “sleeping pill” with her “vitamin c”, because I am pretty sure she always acts like that..
WENDIE!!! Best post ever! Hahaha Janice is such a crazy crazy old cougar. I really felt uncomfortable watching this during the first half. Can you imagine how she treats her family?!?!?!?!?! YIKES. Unrelated, my mom actually went to high school with her and she said she was quiet and shy. What fame does to some people is just so tragic.
Ummm Janice Dickinson has no earthly business consuming alcohol, ever. She knows that.
or oxycodone, coke, or anything else she calls a “sleep aid” along with said alcohol…
Those poor girls, I can’t imagine dealing with a drugged out Janice, it would be so scary! It’s even scarier for them because she is yelling at them in a different language, which makes it ten times harder to understand what she wants from you.
Its too bad that they didn’t get to meet someone cooler from America.
The text in the middle is pretty funny. It says that the hospital records state that the patient was screaming at the hospital and complaining about her head and right leg, but objected to tests (there were no visible injuries). The next screen says: “Demanded to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance because she says that she is a sex symbol”.
Ahe reminds me of my grandma :P
CBS had the vids pulled, which is why I watch nothing on cbs nor do I buy anything I find out is advertised on cbs, my way of protesting the Luddites
Why if she was the first super model, no one knew who she was? I’ve been getting fashion mags since I was 10, this bitch was nowhere to be found.
1. Funny post
2. Offer helpful advice and rob us of entertainment? Cretin!