Paris Hilton has lost her mind Blackberry. According to Daily Mail, Paris spent last night stumbling around Cannes in search of the wayward phone. She told a DM reporter, “It’s the worst thing that could have happened. It has all my contacts in it and the last thing I want is for it to fall into the wrong hands.” It’s funny because that’s exactly what I do want to happen. I can’t wait until its content is sold to the tabloids. I fully expect many “Your prescription is ready” emails.
Can you imagine how thrilled all her “friends” must be? In 2005 her Blackberry was hacked and personal information was obtained from tons of celebs that were in Paris’ address book. I think Paris needs one of those Firefly phones that stores about four numbers — she can’t handle anything more sophisticated.
Speaking of sophisticated, since I ruined everyone’s appetite yesterday with this, click here if you’ve got some masochistic urge to see what Paris and Doug look like when they’re having sex.
*laugh*
I don’t know what was funnier, the “prescription is ready” bit, or the firefly phone.
She should probably have a nanny. For her phone.
What a waste, of a perfectly good white girl!
Haha! I love me a Better Off Dead reference…
They both look wasted in those pics…but I still threw up in my mouth a little.
UGH. Were they dancing or what? That was pretty disgusting. And they do look wasted, but come on… Just eww.
Ugh. Just HAD to look, didn’t I?! That was even grosser than yesterday.
Dangit! I have no restraint. :(
WHAT!? do you actually believe her lying ass? she probably just said that to get press, or left it somewhere on purpose. Why the fuck would she tell someone, a reporter no less, that she lost it and hopes it doesnt get in the wrong hands cuz all her contacts are in it? fukin lying no ass bitch. uhg everyday i cant stand her more.
Hasn’t she done that before? Or am I thinking of Lindsey Lohan?
“Can We All Just Agree That Paris Hilton Probably Shouldn’t Have A Cell Phone?”
LOL
“Can We All Just Agree That Paris Hilton Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Live?”
Come on, that’s too harsh, She can live, She just has to live in a place where people can’t find her. By that I mean everybody!
Her hair looks so strawlike and dry.